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Writer. Gym rat. Thinker. Outdoor enthusiast. Crappy website with crappy short stories: https://www.ianmccombs.com/
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When you meet a singing devil and his entourage but realize you desperately need a new strategy. Thankfully in reload, my charismatic paladin made the encounter easy with one simple trick. Just #BG3 things.

Me and Karlach: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! (Okay you calm down. No YOU calm down.) Hiiiii... we're both big huge fans! So like... cool inn you have. Eeekkkk... can you say the line please? Jaheira sighs: Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure? For the fallen! Me and K: SHE SAID THE THING! Just #BG3 things.

@bsky.app Left handed app request? So the new post button. I'm constantly hitting it and fumbling my scrolling. So... could I be able to move both buttons? I'd love to have both on the left side. Scroll with right thumb. Interact with left fingers. Or just allow a move around option? TYFP!

Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. It's painfully true that only eating slimy yet satisfying crunchy insects while singing about no worries for the rest of your days makes you the very Pride Rock of Kings of the Jungle.

A miniturized giant space hamster on a stick was an evil choice. All bad things must pay now. Go for the eyes!!!! Just #BG3 things.

Me in camp to Karlach: And I killed them. The women and children too! Karlach: That egg she's made a nest for? Me, an Oathbreaker pally: I'm not a monster, of course I saved it. Wyll: Hoping the animals will help raise a little Gith child? Me: I mean, yeah! I collect the lost. Just #BG3 things.

Just a reminder:

If you see these DOGE employees, don't worry, they're doing the best for America! Be wary of anyone telling you to support Moose and Squirrel, that's un-American!

Peers suspiciously at Underdark: Are you SURE you're the underdark? I know I'm 5th level, but you seem kinda easy. The "no my babies" wizard makes another appearance. Heh. And heavens those auto pew pews on either side suck. But I'm meeting some nice mushrooms! Just #BG3 things.

Just #BG3 things. No, I'm not using the wand. That's awful! Plus, it lists for 100 gold. Astarion should look like Dr Frankfurter if he's gonna sound like him. 😃 Owlbear cub is my Lil Buddy! Cleared the goblins with a ton of reloads and slow plotting. I'm sad the Zhents left. But more barrels!

So many freaking goblins. I really don't want to have to use the 30 barrels of powder, wine, and beer already. That's for a dragon or demon lord. Le sigh. Just #BG3 things.