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b.s. is my name it doesn't stand for blue sky. that's not what the b.s. stands for.
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submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

ice is screwed. there's a whole generation of seasoned splatoon players out there just waiting to activate

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”

submitted 6 days ago • 85 comments

if you think you have to praise nazis to prevent accusations of antisemitism, politics isn't for you. it never was. try fingerpaint

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

not for nothing, but i but elon could choke himself hard enough to break his hyoid bone

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

gimly should have been the ringbearer

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

it's really funny that so many people think they're pointing and laughing at me, when in fact they are laughing at an imaginary person who looks identical to me and says the exact same harebrained shit I do

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

okay, but are there any downsides?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Obama in '08

submitted 24 days ago • 16 comments

Her, unbuttoning her shirt, noticing the moon reflecting gently on the lake, the breeze causing slight ripples on the water as the stars dance gently on the surface, before looking into my eyes: “This is beauty, we’re here, we are alive, take me.” Me unbuttoning my pants: “It’s wiener time, bitch.”

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

I can fix her

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

how long until we see our first darwin award due to Ai? i feel like it's only a matter of time until chatgpt tells someone that bleach is the magic ingredient in a margarita

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

submitted 35 days ago • 23 comments

between thiel's gut and elon's chest, it's clear all these billionaires are just krangs with (very) slightly better suits

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Tell this Keeperman - whoever the fuck he is - for me he can fuck right off.

submitted 46 days ago • 30 comments