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2. "No habla Ingles, señorita." 1. "This beer ain't drink itself." 3/

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5."I promised the kids I would take them to Ikea to check out the new Arglbargen bookcases." 4. "There's a manatee in the garage, and under the the federal Marine Mammal Protection Act I can't come within 100 yards of it." 3. "The Second Law of Thermodynamics, duh." 2/

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Ten Reasons for Not Cleaning the Garage This Weekend: 10. "I need to hit Tractor Supply first." 9. "The Chiefs are up by 3." 8. "Who am I to disturb the flow of the universe?" 7. "The Chiefs are down by 3." 6. "Bad feng shui" 1/

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4. Torgo, Master of the Space Under the Sink 3. The Fighting' Chitin 2. That Little Brown Fucker 1. Kyle 2/

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Ten Names For That Giant Cockroach You Keep Trying to Step On: 10. Zippy 9. Conan the Cockroach 8. Ol' Dodgy Jones 7. Mr. He's Over There Now 6. Mr. Nope Over There 5. Mr. Dammit Back There 1/

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Ten Names for a Race of Subterranean Dwellers: 10. Morlocks 8. Grimlocks 8. Bikelocks 7. Subterraneos 6. Mole fans 5. Gopher-botherers 4. People who get a +2 bonus to Stealth checks in areas of darkness 3. Cave-o Americans 2. Basementonians 1. Kyle

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