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Tonight's moon

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Sorry America, you are going to end up...Little Russia - The moral of the story is stop voting for mad men andf engage that thing between your ears. uk.yahoo.com/news/us-ceas...

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Me a few years ago playing Sunshine of your Love. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Li...

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So, the Prime minister goes missing; his twin brother takes over...what could possibly happen? #ThePMsBesideHimself

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A tear fell down my cheek. I opened the #Umbrella to shield the rain and entered the funeral home. Ted had nothing, but I was determined that he would have a great send-off. When the funeral discussions ended, the director handed me documents.. "Would you like a free bag for life 4 these?" #vss365

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Elon turned to his newly acquired wife, "you know, I love you more than anything (A)nn (I)vy Musk" "I Know Elton, you programmed me to love you " "Elon!, Anyway, did you get my #rocket? as requested" Elon was presented with an Italian rocket salad. "Not Italian Rocket, Falcon rocket!" #VSS365

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Wherever I wander, near or far from home. I meet people who seem familiar, who I almost know And it feels strange .... as far as I know. We have never met, But if you put the D into N and A, we are distant souls. I guess we're just ships passing along the #sonder #vss365 thanks @Vignettes

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After driving 400 miles, Lord Roe pulled the Rolls over to Frankies ( well, rankies as the F neon was not on) "2 bacon rolls" The server picked a fishbone from dirty lard in a frying pan & used it as a toothpick Lord Roe called the police. "You better be quick; He has a #congealed weapon!" #VSS365

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After driving 400 miles, Lord Roe pulled the Rolls over to Frankies ( well, rankies, as the F's neon was not on). "Two bacon rolls" The server picked a fish bone from the #congealed fat in the frying pan and used it as a toothpick Quickly, he got back into the Rolls, without the rolls! #vss365

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Well, I'm hot #flushed Check it and see Got a toilet block up to me knees Come on baby, U-bend with me. I'm hot flushed, I'm hot flushed. By Plumbener #vss365

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Never trust Faux News.

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Oh, what an excellent time to be As I #galumph around the dance floor, Equinetly. The left and the right legs move unevenly Whilst the pantomime horse fronts tango, the rears Pasodoble. #VSS365

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"Sorry, what's your name ?" "Dawn" "Fawn ?" "No, Dawn" "Fawn?" "Dawn!" "Oh, Dawn" "Yes!" "Sorry about that, I am having trouble with my F...ing Hearing! #vss365 #fawn

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Larry,face red, bent over, hand resting on his thighs, a #pucker of skin around his sweaty eyes. Trying to catch his breath, he turned to Shirley. "You said, Let's get the gear & take up running, you nearly killed me!" "It's not my fault, Larry, that the sports shop is on the 3rd floor!" #VSS365

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#vss365 If a frog cloaks, does that mean it has Laryngitis? If the Rolling Stones wear a #cloak does that mean they are creating situations involving intrigue, secrecy, espionage, or mystery.....Cloak and Jaggers! #vss365

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Good song www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh4z...

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"You're a #fool, Bob; God knows what I saw in you all those years ago. "Look, Marge, I didn't forget your birthday! Open the garage door. " Marge opened the door to reveal a TR7 sports car..."Oh, Bob," They walked hand in hand to the car. Bob turned to Marge Give us a push, will you! #vss365

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I love getting out and taking some photos.

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I'm #Esoteric Eric, a bit of a nerd. Got Patches on my sleeves and a great big beard. Got Teeth like a fruit machine and chins, two tiered. Standing 7 foot tall in full Highland gear. Only swipe me right if very sincere! #vss365

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When Fresh snow falls. It's nice, I #guess Snowballs, Snowmen, Snow Angels, wings aspread. But slowly, it freezes, then suddenly, it becomes treacherous. The young slide at breakneck speed whilst the old stay in their beds. Until a thaw in relations reunites them all again. #vss365

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Ken turned to Marge "What is he up to!" Watching the barman shake the cocktail after adding coconut milk & rum. He presented it to Ken, who took a sip. "I can't complain about the #measure of alcohol in the drink, but I asked for a pint of lager, not a Pina Colada!" Said an exasperated Ken #vss365

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If Social Media, what is the #question If Twitter, worse since election If Instagram, filtered intentions If Facebook...best intentions No it's Bluesky a breath of fresh air Not a Billionaire plaything, Truth Social hair Not a small app appearing threads bare A new start, see you over there! #vss365

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The Baker kneads Dough He is not the only one The Banker also needs dough! #vss365 #haiku

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#spagbol Helen Skelton or frida redknapp #maskedsinger #Kingfisher Bob Mortimer or Sam Allardyce !

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I sometimes watch the Bats at night They move more stealthily than a bird in flight But a bird in flight has more grace Their murmurations #delight my face I feel like an upside-down puppeteer But as soon as the weather gets cold enough for snow They pack up, migrate and end the show. #vss365

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Barry opened the kitchen drawer and pulled out a sheet of paper marked #Resolution . He read the list…"This year, I can find the resolve and focus on a new me." As confidence flowed through his veins, he replaced his chocolate bar with an apple. The phone rang… Pub? Pub! 10 mins? 10 mins! #VSS365

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Happy New Year, everybody, and all the best for 2025! Lang may yer novels be read!

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Marjorie arrived at 1pm #prompt .The PM extended his hand to Marjorie & They strolled hand in hand to the grand hall, where a small stationary cupboard was tucked away. Marjorie locked the grand hall’s door behind them, dimmed the lights & set the record player spinning #VSS365 #ThePMsBesideHimself

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