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Checking my phone this past week feels like sticking my head into the path of a firehose every 45 minutes

I hope scientists never learn what American cheese is made of

I recently started a new job and did my first real work yesterday. This morning I overheard my new bosses saying I did well. If I were younger I'd say let's goooooo

This Dune show just makes me wish Raised By Wolves wasn't cancelled

Whoever invented having a few beers with friends and walking around was really on one

I got high and watched the Adam Driver dinosaurs movie and man, they don't make em like they did in 2009

Sir we have lost contact with the USS Dolezal

Balatro GOTY. No question

My dog is so special and different from every other dog. She likes bacon

Going wild mode* *Pouring myself a second cup of coffee before resuming my normal activities

Love to eat soup and then say "Soup" to my dog

Preview of "Scavengers Reign" Season 2. Unfortunately, this new season has not yet been greenlighted. So the creators of the show (Joe Bennett & Charles Huettner) and Green Street studio produced this concept trailer in-house. Full video >> www.catsuka.com/news/2024-11...

We should all be free from seeing one another eat popcorn. It is a private disgrace.

You board your gourd and wash your squash That's how you can remember it

I've never put a big worm on my coffee. I don't know why I would ever need to.

I think I'm not going to try and be president this year

It's like seeing an old friend

AutoZone is telling me to get in the zone. They should mind their own business about where I am

It's not illegal to buy and eat a rotisserie chicken. You can do it every day if you want

Tickle me, elmo

People still hustle but there isn't enough bustling anymore

Is it helpful to put on your resume that you're a talentless dipshit?