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idarisperdal.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, cat lover, transgender
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A new yet old colllage I just finished.

@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Hey, I just re-read American Gods and realized I’ve had false memories all these years of it not sucking dogshit

Some art made today!!!!

I nade this art collage mash up of the dance of death from Bergman’s The Seventh Seal and the Declaration of Independence specifically for @electricalwsop.bsky.social hoping no one will ask how it relates to Steve Albini.

Had an intrusive thought of Ronald McDonald angrily screaming at the top of his lungs, “MY RED CLOWN SHOES STAY **ON** DURING SEX!!!”

To be or not to be You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!

“Baby shoes fanfic! Baby shoes fanfic! Fanfic of the story about baby shoes for sale never worn.” Says Jay Gatsby at his author F. Scott Fitzgerald’s behest. Here he is pictured proposing a toast right after he chanted that.

I went outside with my baby shoes that I never had a baby for. I said they were for sale, and never worn. Just then Einstein jumped out of the bushes. He had his tongue, like in that famous picture, and jumped on me like a baby, licking my face like a dog and panting. I gave him the shoes.

Working on an art series with these Trump and the gang mugshots!

David Foster Wallace had long hair!!!

David Foster Wallace’s head bandana would objectively look at least 100 times cooler on literally any novelist that isn’t David Foster Wallace. William Faulkner?!? Virginia Woolf?!? HelloOoO!!!

A fun game for me is imagining David Foster Wallace’s head bandana on the head of like Leo Tolstoy…or John Updike…or Proust….or Franz Kafka.

I won. I’m winning.

I made this work of art the other day.

I want to write an autobiographical Bildungsroman titled The Deadname of the Rose!!!!

I wish I could lay eggs like a fish sometimes!

Month 4 of these babies now.

John Wayne and Hunter Biden doing romantic things together.

This is my portrait of some woke babies over a blue sky! Art, if you will!!!

logging on and making friends on twitter dot com

I want to breastfeed Tom the cat from Tom and Jerry with my left breast, and Jerry the mouse from Tom and Jerry with my right breast.

I want to breastfeed Magilla Gorilla with my new breasts. Every annoying Hanna-Barbera character honestly.

Estradiol thoughts: wanna pose for a photo like the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus paintings with my new boobs. But instead of Jesus, I’ll be breastfeeding baby Bugs Bunny, or baby the Cat in the Hat.

Old-ish selfie! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Jay Gatsby from The Great Gatsby watching me, from two decades in the past, as I viciously flay the skin off Harry S. Truman’s entire body with my teeth like a feral animal.

I have worn every pair of baby shoes. Just so no baby will ever have to. So no baby will ever need to. I would sell my soul before any pair of baby shoes. I have worn baby dress shoes.

Estradiol posting….

Today’s portfolio of my art!

I take an estradiol pill seductively in front of famed physicist Albert Einstein and stick out my tongue for him with the pill on it. He sticks out his tongue and we French kiss and his tongue grabs the estradiol pill and he swallows it. We do this like every morning now.