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She/Her late-30s cartoonist, comic maker, sprite artist, pornographist, 3D set-builder, and jester, with an EMMY™ nominated husband. I'm trying my best!
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Ask not for whom the back blows out, it blows for thee

Coming soon!

Looking through men's magazines from the late 40s, trying to see what our boys who fought the Nazis used to squeeze one off to, in case there's any valuable strategy to glean from it.

OH, BOY- - - THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY CRUNCH

No, you don't understand. When I say that I'm "built like Toriel," I mean her actual sprite.

You know what i hope wins a grammy? The sound of my microwave popcorn being done! cuz thats MUSIC TO MY EARS BABY

If you are an onion unfollow me the fuck now

Wow! Looks like there are NO repercussions to this event that I will explore in another comic. Read an entire comic, it's good for you: www.pilotside.us/comic/vaness...

“Porn” is a public good. “Porn” is the sign of a healthy, open society. “Porn” is record of the diversity of sexual expression. “Porn” brings people joy, access to parts of themselves that they may not have another way to express. It’s worth defending on its own.

Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks

I was feeling pretty rough emotionally tonight, but then I got five 1-up stage finishes in Kirby's Adventure in a row, and now I'm fine.

Looking up at what temperature my anthropomorphic characters would need a jacket spiraled extremely far out of control, but at least now I know which of my characters suffer from anxiety and which ones just have it.

And THAT'S the story of the world's longest handshake. Read the whole fuckin' thing! www.pilotside.us/comic/vaness...

Flipping through a copy of Transexual Climax from 2000 and realizing that I should have started transitioning in my 20s because HRT hasn't gotten THAT much better.

commissions open i want a dress and I have no job

Ashitaka's story emphasizes the importance of having two girlfriends, one who is nice but evil and one who is mean but good, and you have to spend all of your time doing stuff for them

A fine "howdy we did" How did they do? Find out here: www.pilotside.us/comic/vaness...

Thinking Dave Foley was the only Kid in the Hall who looked hot as a woman is a coward's opinion.

Me and my husband

Celebrating Valentine's Day with these cards you can pass out to your friends.

It's too early in the morning to get my tines valened

i was out at a bar awhile back and the bartender asked if i grew up catholic, and i did. i asked him how he knew and he said “only people that grew up catholic lean forward at a bar, you carry too much trauma” and that’s lived in my head rent free ever since lmfao

Hey, get it right: three GOOD minutes with a chubby weirdo. Spend as many minutes as you'd like with this comic BY a chubby weirdo: www.pilotside.us/comic/vaness... cw: the alt text is a fair bit dirtier than the comic again.

The great thing about self-publishing is that you can make anything you want an extremely pivotal plot point in your work.

Celebrating Valentine's Day with these cards you can pass out to your friends.

Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies