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idiotbraingf.bsky.social
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I need to complain about everything at my boyfriend's house. The bed is too low to the ground and fucks with my asthma and the dogs make it so I can't breathe and even the loveseat in the corner of his room is somehow designed to seat 0 people.

Oh my god why are there so many fuckin twitters

I used to have many problems but thanks to transitioning I have womany problems.

no, not SISTER. It's the Big Stinker Little Stinker program. My little stinker is actually unscrewing the legs on your chair right now.

@thejoshofit.bsky.social I made a sequel for my place in Chicago

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i think about egg prices these days and i think about all my "cis" friends and dollar signs appear in my eyes

Staying friends with the kid I met in preschool is paying off.

ur in her dms trying to sext im in her dms saying shit like are you mad at me 🥺

Taking my progesterone

NVM she hates me

im framing this text message as a reminder that i can be wanted.

I sang one single line from The Music Man and all these white people have been talking about the Music Man for half an hour

Everyone at this party is a huge weed lightweight

Fish gotta be so pissed at us man. They're probably like, "why are they doing this? They have SO MANY worms up there."

They are so funny. I am so inadequate. Aaaaa

I'm hanging out tonight with a bunch of people and I am intimidated. Here's my boobs.

I'm frustrated because I'm kind of spiraling and I think it's because I'm so anxious about what's gonna happen to trans people but I don't wanna hear it's gonna be ok and I don't want to hear that I have to organize and I don't want to hear that it's gonna get worse. Just hang out with me right now.

if you're a girl come over with wine if you're a boy send me $50 if you're nonbinary do the dishes please

girl who is kind of annoyed with her cis friends right now

going to the store where they make you pay in screams like monsters inc

What if I started cross posting

I'm inventing an even more taboo underwear

I don't really feel like I have a circle of friends that genuinely enjoys the same kind of media that I do! Kind of bummer.

My friend is having us watch Girls because she wants to watch Girls but I actually think I don't like this show. Characters are all stressing me out. I don't enjoy cringe storytelling. I think everyone on screen is like a bad person in a way that isn't interesting to me. I feel bad! Wish I liked it.