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I’m just a baby I don’t have any money
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I need a career change but I’m so scared to pursue something new 👹

I was obsessed with comedians like Rosie O’Donnell and Conan O’Brien as a young child at the turn of Y2K and I think it explains a lot about me (funny, loud, weird)

My bf is the only person who could text me “ok lol” and I wouldn’t lose my mind over it

I’ve been watching the white lotus and I just DONT get the hype??? I’m on season 3 now and it’s an entertaining show but I am not getting as much out of it as everyone else seems to

Had a meeting about something on Friday afternoon and now it’s Tuesday morning and we are meeting about it again like how do you think I’ve had any time to work on anything??

My coworker, who never plays music out loud, just played The Scientist by Coldplay from her office. Should probably go check on her?

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

I’m beginning to think it was a mistake putting all those evil crazy guys in charge

You can be smart and still be a dumbass and I’m living proof of that

Controversial opinion apparently but I think Kathy Griffin and Kyle Gass were right to do what they did 🫣

Looking into taking out loans and opening credit cards so we can afford my boyfriend’s root canal. This country is a nightmare. We’re both about $50k in debt so what’s a few thousand more at this point? #landofthefree to pay bills

Whenever my seemingly genetic health issues present themselves I think about how my parents should not have been allowed to reproduce with each other !!!! Y’all were irresponsible with this one!!!

Soooo ready to have a menty b 🥹🫰

Why did his approval rating hit an all-time high today 🥴

Was really banking on getting my typical $1200ish federal tax return. I’m getting $8 🥲 I know it’s technically a good thing but damn it sucks when you were counting on that money!!!

Writing grants is part of my job but I REALLY like when my boss does it instead ✨🎀💋

Are there any leftists on truth social or is it truly just a batshit crazy echo chamber

It should be illegal to have to stay cooped up inside on the first 70 degree, sunny day of the year

Listen I love being a hater but the JD Vance couch and eyeliner memes are so fucking tired and were never funny to begin with

Wish I was more of a hat person u know?

At my therapist’s behest, I’ve scheduled a relaxing afternoon for myself today, getting a massage and then a tattoo. But of COURSE my kryptonite just had to enter the picture - I have a fuckening sore throat!!!! I can’t relax w this shit!!!

My post is a shiny!?!?!

Just found out daylight savings starts this weekend and now my day is ruined

The worst part about getting a tattoo is deciding where to place that shit!!!

Do you think Ron Howard regrets making hillbilly elegy a movie

Living in a very pro-MAGA area is getting so old.

Wonder how many people hear me yelling “GOOOOOOOOOO” in my car every week

I know ppl love to shit on Ohio and rightfully so but one time I was driving down the street and I saw Timothee Chalamet filming Bones and All. Another time I saw Smash Mouth play for free at the park. Both of these things happened within 10 miles of Five Dollar Footlong Jesus.

We tried this ice cream the other night and my bf said, “This is the Marlboro Red of ice creams.”

Found out recently my partner doesn’t feel the ocean calling to him day and night.. should we break up?

See I imagine it’d be like John Lennon: Yeah get him Ringo Paul, watching me be thrashed by Ringo, just really given the business: this puddler is a real “nowhere man”, that’s me pun! I thought of it meself!

Had my first ever public breakdown last night at the hospital as they let my boyfriend writhe in pain for 2 hours and refused to call his physician for more pain meds. And honestly? Even tho I sobbed for an hour afterward 10/10 would do it again. You gotta try losing your shit in public sometime

Urologist when I showed him the stones my bf collected after a lithotripsy last week: okay great job collecting these. (Hands them back) you can make a necklace out of these now

We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.

My therapist after I gave her the rundown of all the awful shit that’s happened to me and my partner since December: okay, so it sounds like most of this stuff is out of your control. What are you doing for self care? Me: 🥴 sleeping?

Women all over the planet really stay doing the most and I love us for it

My oldest cat is just like her mom. 🥹 She’s been prescribed her first anti depressant

I hate my know it all ass sometimes. If ur annoyed by me popping up with a “actually ☝️🤓” I am too and I do regret it