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Tomorrow, April 2nd, 2025, will start one of the darkest ages in Modern History, EVER, and many innocent and vulnerable people will suffer, and when all of my choices blow up in my face and people realize how delusional I really am, I will be shit myself and blame liberals.

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Feeling cute, I might make up some lies later to start easily preventable wars, since I'm too old to face any real consequence of my own, I, TRUMP THE GREATEST DELUSIONAL PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME, GREATER THAN ANDREW JACKSON, WORLD EMPEROR INSIDE MY OWN HEAD, will hurt as many people as possible.

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Having tiny hands are the best EVER, it makes my even tinier and misshapen penis feel normal size, WHICH IT IS, which I know because I paid sex workers to tell me that, and I made my son say the same as well, and those RADICAL LIBERALS find it weird. Time to plot world domination again.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I am not the Greatest President ever, in the world, which is me, DOLNALD TRUMP. I am the greatest DELUSIONAL PRESIDENT in history, ever. I will forever see myself as THE SUPERIOR EMPEROR, OF THE WORLD. I will now fight muppets and shit myself. Get owned, Democrats!

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