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My new car finally arrived last week and i’ve just discovered you can watch films and tv shows on it when it’s charging 😭😭 Iconic

Been pretty vocal about how 2025 surely couldn’t get worse for me personally than 2024. 23 minutes into 2025 and mum had a suspected heart attack and taken to hospital. Seems much more in control but they’re keeping her in for more tests. The humour/irony in this actually helps 😅😅

Is there a more humbling experience than sitting at the hairdressers staring at yourself in the mirror?

Fucked up trimming my beard so won’t be leaving the house for 2 weeks x

Deleted the full so here is a tease again 😇😇😇

Wanna go back to a time where i can hear Angel Of My Dreams for the first time again 😭

Can’t believe i’m team Dorit this season 😭 The way she is not letting up on Kyle! #RHOBH

omg ew. too*

okay no i stand by Crush being my most played it slaps okay 😭

To embarrassed to post Spotify wrapped…..it’s very Katy Perry 143 dominant 😭😭

Charli XCX was a slay and i got head after so it was a very brat concert 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Got lana tickets 🥰🥰🥰

Oh it's #fcf again.

The absolute sense of dread i feel when i see Evri are delivering my package 😭

Can’t decide if i wanna start dating again or just want attention from cute guys 🌚

Can’t stop listening to No One Mourns the Wicked. I’m forever changed by the vocals 😅

Just joked about looking young when i got asked for ID cause it’s been a hot minute and she goes “we’re due an audit. I know you’re fine, i’m just checking everyone”. I’ve had enough of this world 😭

I’ve been feral today my god 🙃

Told my team today i’ll be moving to manage another team from January. Very bittersweet 🥺

Can’t wait for when bottoms of BlueSky starts getting messy and quoting the nudes 💀

I mean the straights aren’t really here so that’s probs why xoxo

How the hell is everyone on this app so fucking hot? Can you guys not 😭

Body still feels like i’ve been hit by a bus and all i did this weekend was go out on Friday 😭 30 really is coming for me huh

I’ve not had wine in a while right and i’m like halfway through my first glass already tipsy 😭

Seeing this about 5 minutes after posting pole on main 🥰🥰🥰