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i need a project i can pour the kind of love and passion into that horny game modders put into their sex animations. truly above and beyond kind of thing

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it's important to have friends who make you feel seen

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little man

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all the Ashley St Clair texts with Elon are like 1:15 PM Ashley: I need to see you. Please, Elon. 11:26 PM Elon: That would be epicsauce 11:27 PM Ashley: I will be wherever you tell me to be whenever you want me to be. 3:05 AM Elon: Lets name our next fuckbaby Rage Comics

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i have eaten a very healthy amount of cucumber this week. unfortunately i also consumed an unhealthy amount of vinegar and chilli oil at the same time

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SMARTEST CIS PERSON ALIVE: hmm, I need to refer to a trans woman, but I don’t really consider trans women to be women, and pretending I do makes me feel uncomfortable. I know, I’ll use “they/them” pronouns! perfectly plausibly deniable, and—as a bonus—it’s needlessly cruel

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love to get into a pattern of obsessively checking for messages i am not expecting to receive

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some friends and i are going out caterwauling. we're disrupting the stillness of the night and waking up children. might even knock some bins over for good measure

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so desperate for something to post i just searched my twitter history for the word "cum" in case there were any old tweets i could use

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with destiny church's abhorrent views in the press again, i think it's important not to forget all the white megachurches that hold identical views in new zealand: life church, city impact, arise etc. they are more discreet, but they all hang out and support each other: www.webworm.co/p/holyhell

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dedicating my life to writing a cum joke so funny it erases all of my earthly sins

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11:28pm - going back for more spicy cucumber salad

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never thought i'd say "you have to hand it to Phil Twyford" but i may have to hand it to Phil Twyford on this one www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

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Join me in manifesting this historical event 🧠 🧘🏻‍♂️

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computer. computer please show me lewd images. load up heaving bazongos. display hard pebis. commence pornography.

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calculating how many "y"s i can add to the end of a heyyyyyyyyyyyyy before it crosses the line from "horny" to "in severe distress"

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We’re in a bubble. When it pops it is going to be really ugly. Ilya Sutskever’s new company has no product and is raising $1 billion at a $30bn valuation. Mira Murati’s new company just announced a complete nothing burger. The longer this goes on the worse it will be. techcrunch.com/2025/02/18/s...

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Feets your eyes on my power . Yeah, its normal to be arfaid

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it's simply not possible to seductively suck on one of these. the ridges make it too awkward. huge missed opportunity

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playing Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth and thought of @hightower.bsky.social every time Adachi showed up in the first couple of chapters

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sweating the cumbies once again

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a lot of my usual distractions aren't doing it for me this week so i have been in the kitchen making little soups and salads and syrups instead

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don't want to do a giant thread of my opinions about Feuillade's legendary Les Vampires (1915) so instead i'll just say that it contains some of my favourite dummy gags in all cinema

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computer. computer please show me lewd images. load up heaving bazongos. display hard pebis. commence pornography.

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Me: who are the Blowjob Brothers? Trebek: never seen giving neck together in the same room if you can believe it, defeats the purpose I say. You're still in control of the board.

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Newsletter: Generative AI is a marketing con perpetuated by Sam Altman and Dario Amodei through a mixture of lies and half-truths carried by a tech media that fails to ask the right questions. Outside of ChatGPT, generative AI companies barely get any traffic at all. www.wheresyoured.at/longcon/

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LLMs are the great dunce mask-off moment. If you think these things are magical you are credulous beyond redemption. How would a person who doesn't have the knowledge have the ability to tell between correct and incorrect answers? How would they know what to ask?

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the volume of great stuff we never see because somebody was afraid it was cringe is among the more damning aesthetic phenomena of this sad epoch

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asking the person on the other side of the gloryhole if they love me

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no rule that says you can't listen to cheesy '80s Italian synth schlock while you work

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writing on the seat of my motorcycle “if you can read this, the Me fell off”

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"the existence of acid rain implies the existence of basic--" no it doesn't dipshitt. Nothing implies anything. Subtext is on hiatus. My inference gland has been milked dry. No signifiers smuggle meaning underneath their surface. I am a snailfish on an abyssal plain.

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today's words that have been floating around in my head for no apparent reason are "convalescence" and "mustelid"

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flirting with people who live in other countries is a fool's errand and i need to stop doing it, but in my defence it is a lot of fun

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