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Been over a year since I originally posted this guide to the names of different Mountain Dew-based cocktails. Several people have tried to make all of them which I do not recommend

It's easy to forget now but we had decades of steady advancement on trans rights. The 2016 bathroom bills invited huge backlash! It was only after the media constructed sports and youth medications as 'debates' that opposition moved from the far right to the polite center.

I'd like to thank the Democratic Party for today's decision. Without their feckless, cowardly refusal to stick up for trans people without question or hesitation even in words, they played a vital role in wielding the power of the state to harm my child specifically. I'll never forget it, gang!

I am once again asking to be invited onto your movie podcast

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The sole criteria I will be voting on in the 2028 primary is which candidate credibly promises to put the largest number of Trump officials in prison. I do not care about any of their other policies.

Banger lineup at the Texas Theatre the next few weeks. Who wants to come to Dallas to watch Heat

Today’s news has me once again thinking about the time Mike Love was driven half mad by someone in the audience eating nachos.

hey all, it’s pride month, and i am still very much under the weather. i’m doing what i can to make things easier. I’m stressed as hell. any support you can give or sharing you can do helps. thank you. 💖💚 💕💸 #helpsky #mutualaid #transcrowdfund #disabilitycrowdfund #transpride

The extended Fury Road discussion on this week's episode reminds me of one of my favorite press quotes from Steven Soderbergh:

when i was single-digit years old i read the phrase "political assassination" in nintendo power's killer7 feature and i asked my dad what it meant. he said "what the hell is that gamecube teaching you man." first time i'd ever heard him curse. happy 20th to the greatest video game of all time

Rolled credits on Blue Prince, now that's a goddamn video game

Publishers and developers are about to find out which games can command a higher price tag (Mario Kart, GTA6) and which ones most certainly cannot And I say this as someone who liked the first Outer Worlds!

game conferences

pronouncing it "gamiñg"

They call it the Nintendo Switch 2 because it's 2 expensive

I've probably dropped several iq points just from drinking Dr. Pepper variant flavors

telling the doctor I have "reverse diarrhea" and refusing to elaborate

Last night, I accidentally took an edible with a dosage twice as large as I intended. I realized this around the time that an HGTV show about building tree houses that my wife was watching felt as tense to me as seeing Tom Cruise scale the Burj Khalifa.

nobody told me Persona 5 Royal was a game about a weird teenager totally crushing it with every woman in Japan

everyone involved should be prosecuted to the maximum extent, not given newspaper interviews about their oopsies and intentions

when I look back on my young adulthood, I come to one conclusion: it should be illegal for men to be online between the ages of 17-22

drunk on a temperate Texas evening

feels like we're overdue for another crazy story about Hegseth being a degenerate lush

In 3 months he annihilated the regulatory and service sectors of the gov, giggled about firing thousands and making hundreds of thousands stressed 24/7, ultimately lost rather than “saved” money, all for a fake agency he even pretended he wasn’t the head of. ENRAGING to see this level of PR co-op

How to get pepto delivered directly to this office bathroom 2025 reddit

A hallmate of mine in college used to blast music from his phone when he was taking a nasty dump, which did indeed hide the sound, but then you'd know he was shitting by the sounds of a tinny Avenged Sevenfold track

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My wife is all in on Blue Prince, she woke up in the middle of the night and jotted down stuff in her notes app about what certain things could possibly mean lmao

We did it! We created a computer so advanced it can’t run ZORK.

if the democratic party wasn’t a gerontocracy this would have failed. gerry connelly staying in office til he died allowed this to pass. this is echoes of RBG not retiring. when will democrats fucking learn

declaring bankruptcy after having to make one (1) international phone call to Australia

One of the funniest comments I've ever seen

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when I look back on my young adulthood, I come to one conclusion: it should be illegal for men to be online between the ages of 17-22

need the exact ratio of humble and brag in order to post about my honeymoon plans on social media

Another day thinking about the movie Deja Vu (2006, dir. Tony Scott)

2025 is the year I get really into italo disco

2025 is the year I get really into italo disco

Whatever is happening with my coworker must be crazy, she straight up told someone on the phone "I do not want to talk to you anymore, let me speak to your supervisor" lmao