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wtf is this real??

oh thanks, i was really worried about running out of money

the night i try to go to bed early is of course the night where tornado sirens start blaring at 12:45 am đź«©

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

a sonic adventure 2 remake would be the most scrutinized piece of media in modern history, the fake discourse surrounding it would make The Last Jedi feel like a civilized meeting of the minds

I mean, look, if Mamdani actually had invented time travel, went back in time and invented Twitter so it existed six years before it was created, to tweet about something that happened when he was 9 yeas old, with a picture of him at age 33, well... then maybe it's something to talk about...

its funny yo me that ff13 has so much interactivity with staggered enemies (hitstun, launchable vs not, changes in resistances) while other later games really dumb it down lol

gavin and i having a truly banner day for communication and planning

yaaaaaay dupe glitches

A beautiful day outside, sun shining, sky is blue, and suddenly it just dawned on me: this whole time Queen Elizabeth had a pussy… omg

i’m still not really sure what the intended way to solve this shrine is because i have yet to actually engage with the river in a meaningful way

gavin just asked if betty crocker is a eugenicist and i almost fell to my knees in agony over his 100% unintentional (due to the fact that he has not read it) homestuck reference

overheard a guy in the grocery store say he eats a pound of greek yogurt a day and i literally felt myself get constipated at the very notion of that

demon’s flop, flop souls, and flop ring, no contest

HOT COMMIE SUMMER

What if Starbursts moaned when you pulled their little panties off?

It's so cuomover. We are zohback. Is this anything

does anyone remember the exact wording of that tweet that was more or less like “she’s so mother that her vaginal discharge purifies the water of the Gulf of Mexico” cuz i just do not remember the precise verbiage of it and it is bugging me

Haven’t seen people this happy since the president got a disease

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao

Happy 10th anniversary of Carly descending the mountain to deliver the Good News of E•MO•TION

When I'm hungry my demons control me

I made this to make fun of myself

that was. supposed to stay on top of the cliff. for an easy ascend shortcut.

took me 10 minutes to build a raft i missed you so much totk

she truly shit in the mother toilet so fucking hard that the porcelain literally sublimated

fuck puzzles, all my homies hate doing puzzles

i really should have changed my head armor back to the climber’s bandana before this.

saw a picture someone drew of link where he had legend of zelda coloring, holding the recently drawn master sword, with a temple of time background that only would make sense if it was twilight princess and i had to put my phone down before i said something

Miyamoto-san, we've lost the mandate of the playground

you're never making me upgrade nintendo

chatgpt could never, even in its wildest dreams, come up with something as good as alexandria’s genesis