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So uh. Primary Chuck Schumer. Yeah that's all I've got tonight.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The whole alleged 'Oblivion Remake' business (gaslight btw, I'll eat a crayon if I'm wrong) has brought a certain class of people back on the timeline, and it's bugging me. If your entire list of criticisms for Bethesda boils down to "canvas bag also Todd Howard eats babies" your brain is boiled.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The worst part about an amicable breakup, frankly, is that months later you sit there and go "yeah they were pretty cool." No random petty urge, no warm embrace of seething disdain. Being content is terribly boring. Pedestrian.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Guys ngl I've seen so many edits that I don't think I know what JD Vance actually looks like anymore

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that I'm forced to hear and say the word "doge" on a regular basis really, really, really pisses me off.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Every year I find out that the Oscars happened through the posts of people who are very upset that the Oscars happened.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Watched Curse of the Black Pearl again with some friends tonight. One of few movies I don't think I could ever be bored of. That being said, one thing I failed to realize until it was pointed out is that Barbossa operates like an archfey.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

By the by those space marine night shift edits are so real. Day-shifters are, in fact, the spawn of Chaos

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Just learned that the gas station across from the hospital offers free coffee for night shift workers. Absolute game changer.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Been awhile since I did one of these. Let's be pals. 🖤 Elder Scrolls 🖤 Lord of the Rings 🖤 Stardew 🖤 D&D 🖤 ATLA 🖤 Yellowjackets, most recent obsession 🖤 Cool sticks and rocks Ik I'm prone to bouts of doomerism, so instead let's put some positive talk on the timeline. #promosky

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Good day for a Gandalf quote. "There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Important that you know my cat is very fond of his couch-shaped scratching board.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

So we've learned for sure that the "water the tree of liberty" guys are really bad gardeners I guess, huh?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Okay real shit, what's your dream tragic power-fantasy? Convinced that everyone has one. For example, people who wholeheartedly think that they would win the zombie apocalypse or be the last man standing in a horror movie.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

We need him back

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

We all made fun of doomsday preppers and now they'll be controlling what remains of the food supply. The Immortan Joe's of canned ravioli. Unbelievable

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatched The Princess Bride only to realize Westley and Buttercup tie Humperdinck to the cuck chair. Diabolical.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Live ancestor reaction (I have just liked my forty-eighth ig reel in a row from another alt girl baddie with a crippling nicotine addiction and bpd who will never even know my name) (the bloodline is ending)

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Lots of crows hanging out around my house lately. Might start feeding them and become the local crow lady. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Hi hi. Freshly free from the other app! We'll see how much I post here. In the mean time here's some stuff I like: 🟣 Tolkien 🟣 Star Wars 🟣 Elder Scrolls 🟣 PC Gaming 🟣 Weird Internet Deeplore 🟣 Being a bit of a gossipy bitch

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment