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ihatejoelkim.bsky.social
Classically trained gay guy. https://open.substack.com/pub/jkb
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hard to believe that our public institutions are suddenly behaving in a manner that many many people have been warning is the logical endpoint of a capitalist government for a hundred years

Musk’s business empire received 38 billion in taxpayer dollars

I can’t believe I’m gonna have to explain to my children what a blogger is because they were addicted to making characters bloggers between the years of 2008 - 2015.

Monologue is up on YouTube if you’re feeling like a nasty little girl. youtu.be/B84-xpxxNDs?...

Please excuse the early headshots from me and the guest of my next Theater Adult, Joel Kim Booster

Give Doechii the Pulitzer

We are so excited to announce that stand-up comedian, writer and actor Joel Kim Booster will be hosting the 2025 Writers Guild Awards Los Angeles show at the Beverly Hilton on Saturday, February 15! Tune into the livestream at 4:30 pm PT on wga.awards.org. #WritersGuildAwards

Lucky Starzzz robbed on national television.

If you’re looking at my Marvel Rivals stats please understand that half the losses were a result of me playing super high and is not a reflection of me as a player.

Dorit is eating these girls up this season. She is ascending.

The way she was that bitch. Everybody wanted to be her. Go ahead, ask about my cunty beret.

Can someone explain how it decided rocket was MVP and not me? My stats were better?

Saying you “always knew” someone was an abuser after they’ve been outed in the press is not the flex you think it is.

Oh you main a healer? So are you a bottom or a sub top. Which is it.

So I guess I’m a Luna Snow main for now. I will be playing rivals this Christmas.

Joel Kim Booster & Shea Couleé Will Lead LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS Concert in LA

No matter how hard they try I will not be able to broadly feel an ounce of sympathy for a dead oligarch. Now send me back into the past and have me live as him for a week and let me right all his wrongs and connect with his family again? Then we’ll see.

Back to her old bullshit again i see. That didnt take long. bsky.app/profile/sasq...

That guy really went from “Joel Kim Booster” is evil to “well actually we were standing in the same clump at a party ten year ago.”

Had the opportunity to open for the absolutely amazing @ihatejoelkim.bsky.social tonight at The Sugar Club, absolute star 😍

Winter coat stolen at an after party in London, was given a winter coat by a Grindr hook up in Paris. That’s community.

Sometimes after vanity searching your name it’s nice to look your boyfriend in the eyes and say “you know me” ten times and then he’ll say “yep” and suddenly you’re gifted with one single moment of clarity about who you are.

All in on Mikey Madison.

listen to myself and @ihatejoelkim.bsky.social educate Murray Hill and Casey Wilson on the magic and mysteries of the second hole 🤣 this podcast was so much fun y'all, I could not stop laughing (literally, you can hear me laughing the whole time 😂) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I made a beautiful spatchocked herb roasted chicken, cornbread stuffing and baked mac and cheese, plus a quick gravy made from bite left in cast iron. It all looked like absolute shit. You think I’d put that out there? Tastes amazing. I slayed. But it’s ugly. Learn about yourself.

Wicked is the perfect deployment of John Chu’s maximalism. And the moments he decides to get intimate all work so well. Everybody great, Ariana not oversold here. Cynthia completely undersold to me tbh, thought her performance was stunning. Bowen forever cemented icon now. A+.