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sorry for disturbing the fabric of space and time. it was an accident

they'd would've rewritten the 13th if they knew it'd come to this

[looking at my coworker with the deadest, coldest eyes possible] remember covfefe

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Chaaaaaat, I LOVE MY WIFE AWOOOOO

buying meta glasses so whenever i commit copyrighted music inner monologue thoughtcrime it's fair use

devious 24hr cook

koreaboos in weeblationship

pitching "Big Sister" to endemol

do i pass or is every single woman aligned person in this music ensemble chilling in the "non-male" dressing room being nice

off the yameen thinking bout what it means

"i want to fuck an elf unprotected 😩" you'd fuck hitler if he was 110 soaking wet

rupaul's a fag merchant

i like my dick cheese drippy bruh

there’s a little truth in every shitpost…

"Can i get a lavender oat milk iced latte" translates to "I'm a gay homo who needs her dumb bitch juice"

nosfreakhawk tuah

i’m the first nonchalant bisexual

due to an overwhelming response and several threats on my life we are postponing the farner fuck a fan contest

bottomslop an untopped market fr

breaking: i have signed Roki Sasaki. we are queening out over margs and apps at happy hour this week

the uzbek cut skooma got my opps moving like fucking clankers this shit ain't nun to me

"comphet" is short for "computer hentai"

explaining povery to yt transfems like "imagine you had no monster"

whenever someone used 2 asked me "describe yourself in one word" and i said "cunt" they thought i was an ass now they think I'M a faggot

writing an op-ed for Vogue about why saying "use your words" is actually ableist and queerphobic