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the greatest boon of the slow death of WOTC/hasbro from their complete mishandling of d&d 5.5e is that MAYBE one day we will be free from the notion that house rules are a good thing. the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing players that it's actually *good* that the system is broken

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

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EA CEO Andrew Wilson's annual compensation of ~$25 million ($5M cash, $20M stocks/etc) is more or less the annual cost of 150 *well-paid* developers.

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losing my mind at this completely accidental "BTSX or Tarnsman's Projectile Hell?" comparison

Former staff of Volition (Saints Row, Descent) has donated 30 years of game development material to The Strong museum - including game builds, prototypes, and more. (Read more: GamesHub)

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

this bit, i think, explains nicely why "preservation" isn't "just" backing things up, but work in understanding how things worked, why, and what to do when they stop working: cookieplmonster.github.io/2025/04/23/g... physical objects need upkeep and maintenance, too, after all.

Tesla says profits fell by 71% (!) compared to the first quarter of 2024. www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

"We cannot give everyone a trial," says the president of these United States.

all-time classic of mine

Same energy

Ah yes lesbians including trans women is an "inevitable loss of autonomy and dignity for lesbians" But uh The court deciding who can be a lesbian ISN'T that?? Isn't deciding who someone is for them a loss of autonomy?? Get the fuck out of here

There isn't a story on the BBC News site about today's trans rights rally at Parliament Square where it's estimated 20k attended. But they did have a story last week about the Let Women Speak transphobe rally in Bristol where 100 people attended.

I've only been spending my whole life trying to do this, and being unhappy because the ways in which I can do so are artistic and therefore "not really contributions"

was JUST explaining this - do NOT validate the premise, ever. That's the fucking game. When RFK says "these people will never pay taxes" the response isn't "yes they will" it's "who cares, that's a human being, I don’t give a fuck what you say, we do not create metrics for whether someone is human"

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My chat and I theorized the potential skin inspirations if Capcom did a collab with Marvel Rivals, I think we cooked.

THE RISE OF END TIMES FASCISM My first major piece of the new Trump era, co-written with @astra.bsky.social. The governing ideology of the far right has become a monstrous, supremacist survivalism. Our task is to build a movement strong enough to stop them. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

meet archive-tan! please be careful in the server room... this data is very precious to her...

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

Sorry to hear your favorite show was taken off BuBu. Have you tried Deeby? I also heard Tubert has a package that includes Yazoo and BIG. But be careful because a lot of shows on Tubert end up going to Spindly after a few months. Anyways, looks like Deeby just shut down so forget I mentioned it.

Everyone should read Sam Kriss’ essay about an AI future open.substack.com/pub/samkriss...

adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity

Don’t get between a man and his Mario Kart. Follow for more cartoons! #trumptariffs #switch2

hey, thanks for the pic. due to unsettling developments preceding the total economic collapse i need to zoom in and check the hands before i form an opinion.

Microsoft is the real offender here, but anyone who writes even a news post about the copilot "AI" Quake 'tech demo' without describing how it actually functions (or fails to) it is is doing unpaid PR work.

I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

So glad I have a reason to repost my video:

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Playing the Croc remaster and this boss HUD is the British 3D Platformer distilled: The ridiculous Amiga-game-sounding-ass name. The arbitrary slight angle. The font just being ripped from Yooka-Laylee. Everything about it screams that its creator cannot pronounce the letter H, and it is masterful.