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being a father figure to your son

enlisting as a child soldier

revenge food porn

i stabnd in solidarity with the raytheon union members striking for more wars✊

drinking soda and becoming hyper

riling up your service animal

going to a bernie sanders rally and getting too excited and worked up and then causing a big problem and ruining it for everyone

wearing a sonic the hedgehog skin hat like davy crockett

how do you prefer your corn 🌽? on the cob? off the cob? POPPED? sound off in the comments below!👇

eating corn

going to try a few regular posts, not all the weird stuff about dogs and babies and poop and cum or whatever. Trying to read the room. In difficult times like this, weird stuff is NOT what we need. We need normalcy.

flicking your baby on the forehead to make it cry when your not paying attention

getting horny and thinking about animals (multi tasking)

taking a turn too hard in my jeep driving home from the vet and my dog goes flying out the window and hits a brick wall and explodes 😔

turns out the lumps on pikachu are benign .... thank god! 🙏

taking my pikachu to the vet to get some lunps checked out... thoughts and prayers please everyone

becoming teh president of america because of my posts

getting sent to venezuala because of my posts

going to the 3rd floor bathroom to poop but the stall I want to use is locked and there's a guy pooping in there but I can't hear him saying it's occupied because I'm listening to NPR on my headphones so I try to crawl under the stall door then when I finally get in I see him and I say "oh sorry bro

showing up with a yellow construction hat and an orange vest to install a glory hole in the 3rd floor bathroom

putting in a work order with facilities to get a glory hole installed in the 3rd floor bathroom

squirt things have happened to wetter people

fingering my boyfriend

you can yuck my yums i dont care

getting my yums yucked in the handicap stall at a burger king

doing things to a baby

spitting in your mouth 🤤 giving you ebola 🤫

doing things to a baby

drying out my turds and keeping them in my glove box so I can crack em open like smelling salts in an emergency situation

we suck you a merry fuckmas

🎵last Christmas I pooped in your car, but the very next day, I pooped in your car🎶

im so mad! i want to hit my neighbors cat with hammer 😡 i will!

joining isis

gluing my asshole shut to protest the climate

engraving my bullet casings with the words "shop" "local" and murdering the CEO of walmart

murdering the manager of my local gamestop

covering pennies in peanut butter and feeding them to dogs

fingering my boyfriend

smashing up a turd in a mortar and pesto

conducting experiments on my baby nephew

white people be like "the number three" but I be like as supposed to what, the letter three? foh...