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squirt things have happened to wetter people

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fingering my boyfriend

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

you can yuck my yums i dont care

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getting my yums yucked in the handicap stall at a burger king

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doing things to a baby

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spitting in your mouth 🤤 giving you ebola 🤫

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doing things to a baby

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drying out my turds and keeping them in my glove box so I can crack em open like smelling salts in an emergency situation

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we suck you a merry fuckmas

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

🎵last Christmas I pooped in your car, but the very next day, I pooped in your car🎶

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im so mad! i want to hit my neighbors cat with hammer 😡 i will!

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joining isis

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gluing my asshole shut to protest the climate

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

engraving my bullet casings with the words "shop" "local" and murdering the CEO of walmart

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

murdering the manager of my local gamestop

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covering pennies in peanut butter and feeding them to dogs

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fingering my boyfriend

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

smashing up a turd in a mortar and pesto

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conducting experiments on my baby nephew

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

white people be like "the number three" but I be like as supposed to what, the letter three? foh...

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

being violent at the mall on black friday

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

that awkward moment when ur getting ur butt waxed and then u have a bit of poop sticking out of ur hole and the wax catches on the poop and it pulls a huge turd out of ur colon

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g...

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gay people be like "this is my partner"what like a business partner? ok what's your business then? having gay sex?

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white kids be like "I have a peanut allergy!" and then I be like don't worry it doesnt have peanuts :) but then the candy I just gave them be low key having peanuts in it 🤫

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

insisting i hold your baby and getting cheeto dust all over it

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

i work at grubhub. i never steal food, but i do like to touch food items. thats why they call it grub hub. us drivers like to get our grubby little fingers all over youre meal.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about getting into surgery as a hobby. nothing serious, just knees, hands, etc. maybe some gender stuff.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

if u use chicken broth instead of water in your fishtank, you dont have to feed the fish

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

writing defamatory and libelous articles about you in my local newspaper

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

reaching for an officers service weapon

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i spit in your mouth

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getting jerked off by the invisible hand of the free market

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g...

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BOWLING UPDATE: nothing good to report today, folks... I accidentally dropped my ball on a baby...

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

guggy go maga. guggy licky licky sucky fucky *smooooooch* 😘

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