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CB&Q Simp, Death Metal Enthusiast, Kenku Enjoyer, Kobold Employer, Argonian Main, Starter Lesbian, Warmonger, Probable Anarchist, 1994 ain’t old, you’re just stupid, NATO+OTAN, Slava Ukraini. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦
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Woooo! Guess which government employee just got fired! Us. It was us.

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It won’t happen, but it would be so funny… just a little jape… a silly little oopsie doodles… if the next batch of Storm Shadow missiles from the UK to the Ukrainians… were “accidentally” nuclear tipped.

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As a dragon of history we feel it deeply unwise to antagonize the single largest contributor to the Geneva suggestions.

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Do it properly. A-box only. There are no survivors.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

BIG OL’ TITTIES

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

There needs to be a scene in season two of Hazbin where Vaggie & Lu hangout and faun over women together. Maybe Lu gets a little sentimental about meeting Lilith and Vags about Charlie. Y’know, a sweet moment together.

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Having slept with quite a few men over the years… cute, but highly overrated.

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Bird women.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

How ‘bout that halftime show, eh? Not even a sports dragon and you better believe we tuned in for that one.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

This might be a controversial opinion, but if you’re in favor of denying transfolk medical care that the medical profession agrees is life saving… you should save us the bullet and fucking kill yourself.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

No, we will not be making our OCs have shitty relationships with their significant others. Not every queer relationship in fiction needs to be a toxic garbage island. People can just be in uncomplicated love. We know some of them.

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If Mitch is going to keep falling over, the least he could do is fucking die already.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

We don’t want him arrested, we want him strung by his ankles and bled.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Man, if we didn’t have any morals we could make a fortune off all these idiots.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

She danz

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The biggest problem with video games in the modern day is clearly the lack of romanceable lizard women.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The Minute Men didn’t have uniforms, folks. Visibility is not a good idea.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Being a rail fan in our thirties is an odd thing, because while we currently pine for the “good old days” of two-stroke EMD Dash 2 domination, we know in our old age we’ll be pining for the “good old days” of GE Evo domination. Also known as the present.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Punching Nazis is not okay… because we should be shooting them. It was in the E-mail, guys. A-Box shots only.

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Zelenskyy is the only politician we admire.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Y’know that random F-35 pilot we mentioned a little while back? They *still* have the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the world during these next four years. Fox Three, baby.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

We’re putting soooooo many bodily fluids in your food if you’re wearing one of those stupid red hats.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Zee is joining the Canadian-American War on the side of Canada, just saying.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Traveling long distance by train in The States has been both amazing and depressing as a train nerd. Amazing because we’ve always wanted to do it. Depressing because the golden age is never coming back.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

A book called “How To Serve Men” that disguises itself as maledom smut for the first 25% and then rapidly devolves into a cookbook written from the perspective of a lady dragon.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Anita Bryant is dead. In other news the world has gained a new gender neutral bathroom.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

God botherers need not apply. Fuck yourselves.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Y’know since laws haven’t mattered in a while… we could always start killin’ some motherfuckers.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

First fursuit is going to be a Kenku. We require corvid based shenanigans.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Y’know before January 20… some random F-35 pilot on a training flight has the opportunity to do something very funny.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Who’s ready for shit to get exponentially worse?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve said this once, we will say it again: Floridians don’t deserve Brightline.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Goodbye, Mr. Carter.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Been followed by a few repub accounts, promptly blocked, hey cons bring it in for a second… we would put you in the guillotine after the billionaires. We’re a 73.86% gay furry with Ukrainian flags and a public transport fetish. Read the fucking room. We aren’t one of you slobbering morons.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Hot bird lesbians in your area want to be unwrapped by cute girls just like you!

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

“Hurr durr, why Octavia no like her dad even tho her mom bad guy?” Did we even watch the same show? What the fuck are you talking about? Is this your first exposure to the acrimonious divorce phenomenon and manipulation of a child in media? Do you need medical attention? Are you high?

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We can tell that The Algorithm™️ doesn’t know the first thing about us because it’s convinced we want to see football (American), football (European), Jesus shit, and that we want to learn Spanish because we looked up how to say something in French one time three years ago.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Just a reminder: the Russians are so bad at boating they lost a naval battle to the Czechs.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Lesbians gonna’ lesbian.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

It’s “get finger blasted under the blanket by your bird girlfriend” season.

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