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Tom | 29 | he/him | 🇩🇪 | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | iOS Developer | As versatile as the Nintendo Switch
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doing the last load of laundry before a vacation is a severely underrated experience

PERIODDDDDD get the bag sis!

Girl FUCK duolingo. I spent a month learning Kanji on a different app and I'm already way more knowledgeable about Japanese than the dumb ass bird app. Don't regret spending 60€ on unlocking courses either, because I realize I'm actually learning something for ONCE.

#NowWatching Spaceballs (1987)

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

I told you guys

the future of the democratic party is this old guy who sucks

Saw this and finally did mine. Him smol

Oh you're gonna play Claire de Lune in your YouTube video? And you think I'm just gonna cry because of that? Well you're absolutely right

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

Happy Pride #AceAttorney (2023)

secrets of game UI designers they DON'T want you to know

When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs

is it this

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why would they do this? you can't improve on perfect

#NowWatching Paris, Texas (1984)

Mfw people aren't even writing their own smut any more

“Trans adults made it through adolescence okay without transitioning!”

Happy for all you Donkey Kong enjoyers but I, personally, just fucking hate having to look at monkeys or apes

Puh ja danke für die Info DB, nicht dass ich den verpasst hätte

is it a 2-factor-reset, is that what you want? because let me tell you, you're never gonna get it

#NowWatching The Birdcage (1996)

Hello from Berlin where a few hundred Americans are outside the embassy, currently reading aloud from the Declaration of Independence. #nokings

girl this heat

No force on Earth could have prepared me for this line to be said by a Gabumon.

Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat

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Good night

mary I am not with it today