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ilan.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈Bikes and transit gay in PDX (MTL in 2025 🇨🇦) dutch/french/spanish. NSFW, this is not a safe space for heteros 📸: @setonixbrachyurus
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Oregon dispensaries are the chillest places, just got some sodas and didn’t get ID checked at all 💅🏽

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I am not kidding when I say Madison intended impeachment to be used on the first, next, and last President who referred to themselves as a king, and we ought to do him right

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Successfully got McDonald’s breakfast

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USGS maps are filled with inaccuracies after an update changing Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America: - Much of the Netherlands has flooded, including Amsterdam - Part of Israel says "No Man's Land" - The Pacific Ocean is pretty much everywhere - England is split in half

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What do you think this bop is then youtu.be/oTs6oQx1WJY?...

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I love this man so much @cesanguiano.bsky.social

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Lake Chicago is better

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There’s an award show while the government has basically been taken hostage

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They were so desperate for $95 two months ago

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BREAKING: Canada announces 25% tariffs on billions worth of American goods

submitted 21 days ago • 27 comments

Hey y'all, planes crash sometimes for many reasons, maybe don't rush to blame GOP/trump it, small planes crashing isn't uncommon.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Alright let me force myself out of this depression hole

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This is one of the most phenomenal things I've seen in a long time. I sat here captivated watching this from start to end with a smile on my face. Brilliant.

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This is so goddamn funny

submitted 26 days ago • 112 comments

this is what is happening all I ask is that when you mention the oligarchs, please also mention that they own the communications platforms

submitted 33 days ago • 27 comments

So @cesanguiano.bsky.social knows how to get really cozy

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One thing you don’t gotta do is give the benefit of the doubt about sieg heiling to a guy who wrote an op ed supporting AfD

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You probably shouldn’t go back in time to xxxx hitler but hitler is also saluting on stage today so

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My queen

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I promise y’all it’s really ok to not go back after this stunt

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If you see that TikTok message about Dear Leader and are still gonna use it when it comes back, I don’t know what to tell you.

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K well I'm gonna go read a book I guess

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I love gay

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Watching Silo, and every episode I can't stop thinking that I've literally seen this before. Not in the way that "it's been done before" but that I've seen this literal show, same actors, same story, and I can't explain how.

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Tis the season for MAX and streetcar horn blaring downtown bc Portland drivers are dumb dumbs

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Are there actually drones everywhere, I feel like it’s one big internet joke that I’m not in on

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Really hard to wake them up when they fall asleep like this @cesanguiano.bsky.social

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Someone asked a while ago on the other site why there aren’t any - current - int’l pop girlies from France, and I’m begging you all to make it Ehla (even if it’s not really pop) youtu.be/S2GHjt0Lw80?...

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My boyfriend 😇

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This morning, make it stop

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Mood for the foreseeable future

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I do in fact love putting my phone away for two hours (often longer!) and ignoring the world when in a cinema, it’s so easy

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Holy fuck a swan just tried to eat my camera.

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🏙 Our perceptions of a city are formed through “mental maps” we create -- and those shift depending on the travel mode we use. 17 Mental Maps of St. Paul by Rick Bohannon streets.mn/2023/09/05/1...

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There was ❄️ wintry precipitation ❄️ in the rain this morning, I’m not ready yet

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Reskeet w your fave picture of yourself in nature 🌲 💕

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Might start posting the maps I make and having you all critique them. Also looking for a job in GIS, Portland folks

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Give me your tired, your poor, your horny masses yearning to release, or whatever she says

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