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Photoshop can be a great thing too

Picture Bad Religion, except they're crying. That's NOFX.

Imagine the St Anger snare sound on Two Princes by Spin Doctors. Would be rad!

I reckon the hardest part about playing pop punk shows is pretending you like Descendents.

Beethoven wasn’t deaf. There were way too many better musicians in the area at the time and that was his gimmick to sell more sheet music.

Pope Leo missed an amazing opportunity to make his first social media post, “Death to False Metal.” #MissedOpportunity

It's so quiet in Cleveland 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I don't know who needs to hear this but "Like a Prayer" by Madonna is a better song than "Like a Stone" by Audioslave.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Shedeur. Rhymes with round four.

This is very specific and detailed. Odd.

Unbothered. wttsfm.com

I know the skits sometimes aren’t funny and a little unfocused but bombing the studio? That’s excessive. Change the channel/keep scrolling.

Chappell Roan is Gen Z Kurt Cobain. I will not elaborate.

Kurt Cobain meets Gene Simmons in 1989

You know why Steely Dan were ahead of their time? They were singing about major dudes before 'dude' became a common term. Probably minor dudes too.

Safe to say Stephen A is upset. 😂

I friend zoned Ohio years ago.

I once saw a post that said Trent Reznor sings like he's rubbing his nipples in the sound booth, and I think about that a lot.

Ohio.

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What will incels drive?

Douchebags are sad with this news.

No one and I mean no one saw this coming.

Connecticut is the butthole of New England. No one with taste buds believes this lie.

Like most great ideas, SXSW had its time—but it has long outlived its prime. One has to wonder: if it hadn’t succumbed to tech bros and been taken over by 'Mini-Musks,' could it have reinvented itself and survived?

"’Wannabe’ by Spice Girls is better than any generic hard rock composition. It is the foie gras of music " -Anthony Bourdain

People will say Oasis sucks but then listen to Five Finger Death Punch. Weird.

“Man, fuck them kids.” - Gene Hackman

Panera Bread tastes like the reality of adulthood.

I don’t even want to imagine how polluted and miserable that poor beach must have smelled on those two evenings.

The used guitar market has been terrible for sellers lately, mainly because Boomers are leaving us in droves—and no one cares what guitar David Gilmour used to make 'Learning to Fly.

The ‘I hate rap’ and ‘I hate country’ people are basically the same—they just have different lifestyle branding.

This was a bit before my time, but I do miss the transatlantic accent.

I heard Elon wants to know if you still owe Columbia House Records and Tapes money.

Chris Jasper, a music legend known for his pivotal role in shaping the sound of The Isley Brothers, has died, his family announced. He was 73.

@dallasmavs.bsky.social lololololol

Nothing beats cracking a couple ice cold Coronas with the family and cranking Daughtry. 🍻🤘 #FAMILY #iykyk