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This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!

mfw i'm watching the trailer for the new Conjuring film and trying to pretend i still enjoy this shit

Arguing that the thin square-cut wafers are the actual Chicago-style communion

chicago pope praying: "malort, excuse me, i mean my lord"

hello there paul i had a take and i listened to it and i was ready to send it and i thought you know, it could be done better so here it is then now i'm wearing my boots which always guarantees a good showing

teenagers are calling yerba mate "yerb" now. my knee hurts when i bend it the wrong way. sunrise sunset swiftly fly the yeeeeeeears.

[sadly] our world is on the brink of armageddon... [even sadder] a boner

it's the craze that's sweeping the nation: softly doing the iconic Terminator score percussion on your cat's butt

Clair Obscur feels like a Sakaguchi game. That's some Mistwalker shit. That's a god damn Fantaisie Finale. They even got little Moogle guys that look like paintbrushes and speak French gibberish. You fight mimes for their clothes. All of this is complimentary.

“Knock knock, haha, sorry to bother ya! Any chance y’all know if this is still a Marshall’s or not?”

It is almost time… HAPPY EASTER!

it's very funny to me when torrent sites have comment sections. guys screaming into the void for heart likes in a system that doesn't even have replies on a page where people are downloading ET. you used to have leave nasty little notes hidden at the Blockbuster to generate this kind of heat.

watching the 1.2 update vid for the new Andy Griffith Show/Mayberry live service shooter and getting all my little toads in the chat to type "Opie OP" to force our vision of the meta that removes the loathsome Ron Howard child from the game

cowe

JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

Uhhhh yeah can I get some of that

mfw i'm paying $500 usd for switch 2 and mario kart

MonolithSoft wanted this new release to be called Xenoblade Chronicles XXX and they had prepared a bunch of top-tier pornography to add in. However, the christofascists at Nintendo of America censored and blocked them.

another day firekeeping at the anor londo bonfire. everyone keeps asking me if they can run up the flying buttress past the two silver knight archers. buddy, they won't even let me run up the flying buttress past the two silver knight archers

oh thank god the Suikoden remasters kept the incredibly abrasive UI noises, including the one that tells you an action isn't possible that sounds like you stepped on a dying duck

I feel like the no. 1 thing I say to my friends is "You deserve better" and I'm 100% right 100% of the time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE7M... shot

Take it from me, a guy who helped make an incremental game about climate change anxiety, this is an extremely good one of those: store.steampowered.com/app/2276980/...

this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me

I get off of work and then I can't stop seeing red / biblical destroyer collapse my emptiness / punishment existence keeps me crawling to the edge / the radiator hisses till nothing else is left www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFWz...

Luigi looking at the XBOX DOA 3 lady like she's a healthcare CEO

dragged along by care www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

something a lot of people don't know about me

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRVx...

Making another run at Voyager after finishing (and loving) Lower Decks. I'm really enjoying it this time. Halfway through Season 2 and chugging. Neelix and Paris no longer annoy me. I think it helps that I just keep it on my second monitor while I'm doing other things.

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

the two second clip of Conner O'Malley yelling in this is better than ten cups of coffee youtu.be/cmSPwZIZu6Y?...