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People killed by fruit & veg: 5. Holy Roman Emperor Frederick III (melon overdose) 4. Comic poet Antiphanes (struck by a pear) 3. Stuntman Bobby Leach (slipped on orange peel) 2. Health-food advocate Basil Brown (carrot juice poisoning) 1. Tory MP William Payne-Gallwey (fell and landed on a turnip)

submitted 130 days ago • 18 comments

submitted 130 days ago • 346 comments

a sensação é a mesma de um pré acampa mas sem ter ninguém pra ajudar e sendo só eu

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

pensando aqui que certeza que o max inventou esse negócio agora

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

writing is so funny it’s like “this is my favorite thing to do in the world and my dream” “okay then do it right now” “no thanks I would rather do literally anything else”

submitted 138 days ago • 68 comments

a única coisa que eu quero do tt é a minha conta privada, o resto pode jogar fora

submitted 140 days ago • 3 comments

Wanfujing bookstore in Beijing has six(?) floors of books, including one floor devoted to my heart’s books, children and youth. I really, really wish I read Chinese.

submitted 138 days ago • 3 comments

queria fazer um tweet bem expositivo na minha conta privadissima do twitter ki saudades volta vida

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

gente o Brandão tá fazendo acepção de pessoas (não quer me aguentar por 12h........

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

agora não pode cantarolar pelos corredores que tem alguma coisa acontecendo

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

me sinto um bobo da corte!

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes reading history really does feel like staring into a howling void of evil and it's like to drive one mad

submitted 146 days ago • 12 comments

agora eu era o heroi e o meu cavalo 🐴🐎 i only speak english

submitted 146 days ago • 51 comments

ⓘ this user is obsessed with book promotions

submitted 146 days ago • 14 comments

if my dad got disturbingly obsessed with spirals I’d probably do what I do for all his weird hobbies: buy him a cheap shirt off amazon that says like “Yeah, I’m A Spiral Dad”

submitted 146 days ago • 5 comments

Não sei vocês, mas eu AMO VR. Uma das poucas vantagens do CLT

submitted 146 days ago • 2 comments

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An author just came in and got a library card. When the person looked up their name (to make sure they didn't already have a card) the record for their books came up instead. The author was SHOCKED and DELIGHTED to see we had their books and told the person that we'd made her month. Score!

submitted 146 days ago • 7 comments

nem milhares de anos vão tirar meus olhos do meu Amado

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submitted 146 days ago • 33 comments

Paul Cezanne Houses in the Greenery Private Collection

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cadê a versão de oh se fendesses do Gustavo Araújo 💭

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Será que o Gustavo sabe chegar na Mendes? Fica ai o questionamento do dia

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

sometimes i get terrified.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

gente óia quero só registrar que

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

volta twitter

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

ⓘ this user is obsessed with book promotions 📚

submitted 147 days ago • 10 comments

Flores nascem em meio as cinzas de incêndio e mostram a força do Cerrado.

submitted 153 days ago • 188 comments

TREE PAINE SEPARE TRÊS FOTOS IMEDIATAMENTE

submitted 155 days ago • 16 comments

JURO

submitted 154 days ago • 427 comments

GOTHAM CITY IS READY

submitted 155 days ago • 28 comments

Oh you think twitter going to hell is funny? What about writers doing books like Wuthering Heights but in the style of tweets? What about The Iliad but in the style of tweets? Do you assholes care about literature

submitted 154 days ago • 15 comments

MANO KKKKKKKKKKK

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toda vez que vejo ele eu tô vestida meio feia como pode

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Não volte pro Twitter. Só pare pra pensar e confirme como você está muito mais calmo e centrado longe daquele chorume. Pra que colocar azeitona na empada do bilionário mimado e ser cúmplice da propaganda da extrema direita?

submitted 160 days ago • 443 comments