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I'm a friendly alien looking for someone special to share long walks under your inferior moon. I’m a bit awkward with human customs, but I’m eager to learn—and maybe subtly influence global politics for, uh, personal reasons.
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Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.

submitted 12 days ago • 989 comments

Call it what it is: Make Facebook Great Again! I call it political pandering. Anyway, thank you @bluesky for giving us another option.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Jon Stewart: “Ultimately the certification ceremony went off without a hitch… it’s amazing how smoothly our democracy works when you don't act like a little bitch if you lose.” 🇺🇸

submitted 53 days ago • 167 comments

This is all going to end very very badly. Just a question of when and how bad.

submitted 72 days ago • 627 comments

Drones are the new Bigfoot. 🇺🇸 👽

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to South Korea. Their guy tried to pull a Trump and he got shut down and impeached within 24 hours. Gangsta democracy.

submitted 87 days ago • 861 comments

@aoc.bsky.social CONGRATULATIONS on becoming the 1st user to hit 1 million followers on Bluesky! 🎊 🎉 #aoc #AlexandriaOcasio-Cortez

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: President Joe Biden has signed a pardon for his son Hunter.

submitted 89 days ago • 114 comments

All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole. Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁

submitted 96 days ago • 2085 comments

Others have noted it but I will too: The big reason Bluesky is so hot right now is that the people who add value to social media - the frequent posters in specific fields - are here now, talking to each other and creating the "spectator value" that draws users and attention.

submitted 97 days ago • 935 comments

With all of the Fox News picks for Donald's cabinet, aone has to wonder who's going to be left to run the right-wing propaganda station?

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Glad to be a part of this revolution! Now Take me to your leader. 🇺🇸

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments