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Illest and the chillest, it’s all shit posts here looking for my 9th follower. Cos once I get nine followers well, that’s when the big bucks start coming in
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I love raspberries but why do they go mouldy so quickly!!! Unlike blueberries those seem to last

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Recent Apex Legends update has cemented to me the game is being managed by people that didn’t create it. There’s no real love or attention to detail anymore, it’s just children playing with their fathers’ toys. “Oh let’s break the meta by making this OP and rendering 80% of the roster redundant”

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

#Gamedev Hey Civilisation VII, will you be utilising advances in AI technology and augment the intelligence of rival factions, thereby creating improved and more interesting gameplay? Civ 7: u w0t m8?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The contrast between The Traitors UK and USA versions definitely amusing. These reality tv stars on the USA I don’t know if they are being real or they’re just like Super People. The UK version is less “on” in terms of personality and much less plastic surgery. Much much less

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

#booksky Anyone have fuzzy memoirs of Point Horror books? It was like the serious version of Goosebumps

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

#gamedev Peter Molyneux and 22cans cracked me the fuck up. It’s been a while now so we can laugh about it. But that dude who solves that stupid fucking Cube! Bryan Henderson, getting calls from the studio thinking his life’s about to change, haha, and it’s Peter on the phone bigging him up! …….

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Wow I finally made it to masters in apex legends solo mode queueing like a boss and…. Problem with the lobbys now is that you have to factor in the wallhacking meta. The amount of cheating in the EU zone with the prodigious amount of Russian hackers. Plus no game sense diff between masters n plat

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

If I have to listen to some chick slow singing rock ballads to some slow moving booming bass track I’m going to stab myself In the god damn eyeballs Traitors UK season 3 is full of it

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Bianca Censori’s Grammy dress is so brave! If I wore something like that I’d immediately be put on the sex offenders register, and forced to attend group counselling with a who’s who of human garbage. She does have to hang out with Kanye though so she’s halfway there.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Ah the important moral dilemma in 90% of biopics, to continue the good work or spend time with your family. 100% of choice in dilemma? Fuck them kids

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

What’s the tension in a Spider-Man joint anyway? He’s going to win it’s okay

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

As soon as words like “mirror universe” gets mentioned in any kind of media I just check the fuck out immediately

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Wow I finally made it to masters solo queueing as a rampart on mnk. Now that I’ve reached this height it’s amazing to behold the amount of shameless cheating

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I’m more of a strangling the steering wheel whilst screaming guy myself

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Severence is gonna turn into one big metaphor for grief counselling right? Probably the only good thing on TV rn

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Have you tried crying whilst on the toilet? I hear that’s in these days.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

And you may find yourself operating multiple accounts of profiles posing as a thirst trapping woman exploiting the lonely for money And you may ask yourself “Well, how did I get here?”

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

And you may find yourself, pretending to be a black woman from inner city Chicago and you may ask yourself “Well, how did I get here?”

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Why’s your fish tank green, son

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

With their combined genius I am somewhat surprised Silicon Valley still hasn’t figured out a solution to the bott problem? Now with AI it’s even worse! It’s just weird despite the self proclaimed innovation they can’t seem to fix decade old problems.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Playing in Apex Legends ranked games as a solo queue and you win a game you should feel elated but you’re just drained and you get that helicopter sound whirring in your brain and adiago for strings kicks in and you’re like “thank god it’s over for me now”

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Plus minus obesity

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like there’s a boob deficiency on this platform. Both ideologically and physiologically I’m trying to make up for the former, unqualified for the latter, I mean I guess I could put on some weight and develop some. I feel like at least my follows would go up so there’s a plus minus obesity

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I’m all for having liberal amounts of empathy but you can’t just break into tears when you find out all squirrels are homeless

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments