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DJ had a fake beard and big top hat. 🎶🎶 Abe-y Abe-y Abe-y, can’t you see, sometimes your words emancipate me. 🎶🎶

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Where are all those gun toting 3%er militia types who have trained for YEARS to oppose tyrannical government?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

submitted 10 days ago • 31 comments

Those white South African refugees are going right back lol.

submitted 12 days ago • 64 comments

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

submitted 12 days ago • 1695 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 12 days ago • 533 comments

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

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