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illithkid.bsky.social
forever DM, enjoyer of fantasy, (bad) programmer #ttrpg #dnd #tech
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So you're telling me if a woman waves her hands and mutters something and something weird happens, she needs to be tossed into a lake with a stone tied to her ankles because she's a witch but if a bearded old guy does it he can raise up the king of England??

I get it now. Military/drama grimdark fantasy is just reality TV for nerds. You sit back and watch a bunch of not -so-good people argue and scheme. #fantasy #grimdark #books

Reading The First Law trilogy by Abercrombie and I absolutely love Glokta. Best dark fantasy character I've read so far. I would've never thought torture could be so delightful. #TheFirstLaw #fantasy #JoeAbercrombie

Got a Bambu just a few weeks before they pulled this... the agony

Trying to learn touch typing by looking at the keyboard is like trying to learn Japanese by watching anime with subtitles

when you try to convert your text into smaller pieces but all it gives you is Elvish, that’s a tolkienizer

ahhh learning S on Colemak is like unlearning how to breathe I hate this #colemak #keyboard

Today I learned that QWERTY keyboards were designed so that you can type "typewriter" using just the top row

Useless sci-fi invention I desperately need: a brain-computer interface that psychically tells me what words to type on a touch typing trainer so I don't have to even look at the screen

just blocked every political word I could think of. timeline's looking great

mfs in Afghanistan have it easy

not me procrastinating by practicing on monkey type 😭 I need to get work done not learn Colemak

why the heck does pinching near fresh wounds make them hurt less?? my body won't stop screaming unless I pinch near it

it's always raccoons

#BookSky I'm almost done with Cradle. Do I start #Malazan or #TheFirstLaw next?

I found one CRAZY worldbuilding trick that worldbuilders don't want you to know: literally just copy the Roman Empire. #worldbuilding #roman-empire

using Python packages on NixOS is like playing Russian roulette with an hour of your day per chamber and if the bullet hits it somehow works and you have no clue why

y'all with all this election news I've been wondering... which film adaptation Gandalf are you?

anyone else noticing a disappointing lack of #wizardposting on bluesky? just me?