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Adding Michael Hobbes’s werewolf (“we’re-wolf”) to my list of pronunciations that make me twitch. Also includes the How Did This Get Made folks with Mario (“Mary-o”) and Paul Hollywood saying taco (“tack-o”)

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My quote of the day: I do not know the mating call of a judicial opinion, but, by god, I will discover it

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The DOGE "force of super-geniuses" reinventing our $6 trillion government forgot to password-protect their website. Here's what it looks like right now www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

submitted 8 days ago • 65 comments

Roses are red Corns have a husk I wish that this government contained way less Musk

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

This is niche as hell, but if it’s not your thing, just know that it’s devastatingly funny.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I want it noted how long I held out before my first "thought police" quote of this administration. I am the picture of restraint. theintercept.com/2025/02/11/i...

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Got to chat about why it's a problem if the government isn't following basic cybersecurity: www.gzeromedia.com/gzero-ai/elo...

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More coverage of @epic.org's lawsuit against DOGE: therecord.media/doge-lawsuit...

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🚨 EPIC, @democracyforward.bsky.social, and a federal worker filed suit today against DOGE over its illegal seizure of personnel records and payment system data—actions which constitute the largest data breach in American history. 🧵 Read our full complaint here: epic.org/wp-content/u...

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

If you've thought to yourself at any point this week "surely they can't legally just TAKE OVER Treasury or OMB systems," turns out no. They can't. And here's are lawsuit on it.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Furious that this response is funny. Absolutely livid. (But also, thank god.)

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This makes me want to die, but that would only please my enemies. So congrats, you're stuck with me and my wrathful dedication to being a problem.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

That's weird i would've thought the teenage staffer of a fake agency named after a shit coin would have an exemplary record

submitted 15 days ago • 30 comments

Abbott Elementary is going to be so pleased.

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I love how in the halftime show and the music video Kendrick empowers women who Drake talked shit about to respond with “fuck you” joy on a huge platform. Whitney and Serena killing it.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

What psychotic advertiser heard “fleshhat” and decided “that’s a winner” instead of “wow, everyone involved in this belongs on a watchlist”?

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T Mobile, you sad little toadies.

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I am getting a little pleasure out of the orange shitwaffle having to watch two black quarterbacks and a black performer at the absolute peaks of their respective fields after all his public DEI bitchery.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I would say Drake should just stay in Australia, but they’ll roast the hell out of him there too, the Aussies don’t play.

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I shouldn’t be at risk of losing track of the number of ads for AI. There should not be this many.

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“AI as government is the obvious choice - it’s impartial, cost-effective, and efficient.” Me:

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What a time to work in privacy and data security. Specifically leading AI and international work. Everything is super normal and chill, I am definitely not trapped in a front row seat for the downfall of a society.

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For the absolute love of fuck, guys. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

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SCOOP: We have full details of changes Thomas Shedd, a former Tesla engineer, is asking government coders to help the administration with. This includes using login.gov as a fraud surveillance system against Americans, which employees told him is an "illegal task" www.404media.co/things-are-g...

submitted 18 days ago • 33 comments

Mood.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Out of my Beatles era and hard into my Rage Against the Machine era. A little less Come Together, a lot more Fuck You, I Won’t Do What You Tell Me

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“A telehealth company that New York City paid $26 million to provide free online therapy to teens was leaking data about who visited the website to TikTok, Meta, Snap, and other social media companies that the city is currently suing for harming teen mental health…”

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments