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A Collective of Artists, Writers, Philosophers, Mad Scientists, Pirates, Jugglers, Pickpockets of Magical Artifacts, Engineers, Living Candy Automatons, Musicians, and bloody-minded business folk of high caliber.
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Illuminati Ganga, Illuminati Ganga, Illuminati Ganga, always with the damn Illuminati Ganga, ugh I want love and fun times, not revolution and crazy stuff! #graphics #design #art #cartoon #revolution #limitreached #toomuch

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It's time for all puny humans to luxuriate in Fear! For it's the happiest day of the week of the year! That's right, you fools! Caturday IS HERE! #cats #caturday #terror #meow

Say Henderson, you wouldn't happen to have a spare blunt on you? This oppressing the masses is stressful work! #smoke #marijuana #oligarchs

Writer's tip # 221, if you hallucinate a fairy and a gnome increasing the dosage of drugs you're writing on, work that into the narrative somehow - someday a teenager will think "hey maybe books ain't all bad" if you do. #writing #tips #lifehacks #drugs #fairies #gnomes #fantasy

"𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯... 𝘙𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵."

It may not be #caturday where you are right now, but I'm still pissed about that

I call this next number Death Love Song # 9. #death #fantasy #art #graphics #design

Illuminati Ganga say "ROOOOAAAAARRRR" #design #art #graphics #tiger

My Ride's Here!

These parties are getting more and more ridiculous! #art #fashion #graphics

If you see this, repost with an artwork featuring red. Illuminati Ganga Agent 81, going to another party #art

A word for the wise, which doesn't make sense because the wise would have figured it out by now, so a word for the not so wise is probably in order. #cartoon #art #evil

The annoyance of a shoulder-surfing imp #privacy #art #design #cartoon #imp #boundaries

The coolest bit about being a leader at Illuminati Ganga are the nifty ceremonial robes, sometimes I wear them just to do the paperwork, they're soooo comfy. #cartoon #drawing #secretorganization #fashion

it's embarrassing when an imp doesn't know how to skate because you know their stories about vacationing on the 9th level of hell are actually made up. #imp #skate #winter #sports

If you take an Illuminati Ganga's Masters of #Crime Degree you too will learn how to plant finger-print evidence to throw suspicion off of yourself! #evidence #tampering #detective #education

And now back to our presentation of classic porn from 1902!

If you are worried that Illuminati Ganga's Criminal Management Division (CMD) may not have the high moral qualities of the rest of Illuminati Ganga, please read the following! medium.com/luminasticit...

When Illuminati Ganga dances, the whole room dances with us... #dance #dancing #art

If you enroll in Illuminati Ganga's #Crime #University for a Masters Of Crime diploma you too will learn how to get your ass a moving when being shot at by the cops! Run by Illuminati Ganga’s Criminal Management Division (CMD) #skills #parkour #badass #political #education

medium.com/p/4d32462b922b A rule for who should be allowed in the #rockandroll #halloffame #music #criticism #goat

Why can't these creeps just use human skeletons like everybody else? #home #decoration #outdoors #lawn #homeimprovement

The big fractal tree, nicknamed Yggdrasil, that we have growing in the commune of Illuminati Ganga medium.com/luminasticit... #art #tree #writing

Bad Dog! Git Outta here!! Scoot! #pets #bad #training #gator

Official Illuminati Ganga District criminal mastermind commuting to work on his mind-controlled giant crab #criminal #genius #mastermind #mindcontrol #giantcrab #scifi #art #crazystuff

What's that?! There were delicious rich humans in this car you say, well I never!! #eattherich #cannibalism #yummy #advert #service #delivery #food #design #art

Illuminati Ganga Agents win All The Awards! #win #awards #medal #yayyy

What is the worst Streaming service categorization of a movie - I'm thinking categorizing The Lobster as Romance at Amazon Prime is up there. I can almost smell the meet cute trailer now #streaming #colinfarrell #comedy #darkcomedy #grimdarkcomedy #lifeismeaninglesscomedy #misanthropy #hahhah

After the mind expanding effects of drug q-18 I find that my brain has turned into one giant cone of super-intelligent vanilla ice cream. #drugs #graphics #reality #icecream

Luminasticity is the current main Illuminati Ganga online writing source, read it to keep up to date on the world as it ends! medium.com/luminasticity #scifi #fantasy #criticism #theory #literature #memetics #philosophy #humor #insanity #crazytalk

A word for the wise, which doesn't make sense because the wise would have figured it out by now, so a word for the not so wise is probably in order. #cartoon #art #evil

If you see this, repost with an artwork featuring red. Illuminati Ganga Agent 81, going to another party #art

These parties are getting more and more ridiculous! #art #fashion #graphics

The visionary film maker and artist Dereck Jarman maker would have been 83 last month. Some years ago I wrote this song, “The 5th Quarter” with my son Harry, about the unique, iconic beach garden Jarman constructed & filmed at Prospect Cottage, Dungeness, Kent, UK. on.soundcloud.com/QLkioHPKQMJ8...

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My Ride's Here!

Illuminati Ganga say "ROOOOAAAAARRRR" #design #art #graphics #tiger

Agent 27 taking a well-deserved rest against the backdrop of all this great I.G #art and #design

It is the great drawback of any party featuring Illuminati Ganga's patented big bottle of booze that at some point towards the mid point of the party people grow thoughtful and consider that yes, the poor still exist. #art #graphics #booze #alcohol #drink #party #richpeople #pickled #eatthemup

by Dan Casado