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He look like a poodle

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

You can’t run from smoke. They’ll just show up to your house, your job, your churches. Stop being chicken shit lol.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

When seeking advice, always consider the experiences of the source.

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Hi- a child just died of the measles in the United States today. Measles was previously considered eradicated in the United States. in case you are wondering how fucked things are getting

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

I might actually like this Bhad Bhabie song

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

I just saw someone talking about their dad being a Marriot Lifetime Titanium Elite member and bruh… that man had to be staying at the Marriot since the stone ages lmao. He probably been more loyal to Marriot than his wife 😭💀

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Ewwwww

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

In Texas, said one doctor: “We’ve vaccinated multiple kids that have never been vaccinated before, some from families that didn’t believe in vaccines.” @nbcnews.com #measles www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

submitted 20 hours ago • 293 comments

I want tacos

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

People (mostly Aubrey’s Angels) really believe Drake won and it’s insane lmao

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Nah Meek lost lol. He had some good bars here or there but Drake did win. He shouldn’t have though… Push won without a shadow of a doubt though

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

This number looks fake but because the orange man is insane I know it’s real lmao

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

$19,000,000,000,000.00

submitted 1 day ago • 1652 comments

When y’all say “pause” or “no homo” I look at you sideways because I never thought what you said made you seem like you were sexually attracted to the same sex. Please stop that!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I want Balenciaga burned to the fucking ground for their crimes.

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Wishing this was about Tr*mp

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Lmfaoooo GTF

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO now he know damn well

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

📌

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$79 A CARTON! THEY GOTTA NUKE THIS WHOLE FUCKING PLANET

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

But carrot cake…doesn’t taste like carrots… What the fuck have you been eating?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Tesla the "Swasticar"...!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You can do everything, just not all at once. Go refill that mfn pitcher.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Yes, yes, yes!!! I've been saying this FOREVER!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Learn to gatekeep OMG STOP LICKING THEIR BOOTS

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is so wholesome 🥹

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I do not use LinkedIn but I guess I’m about to recover the password for my old account and learn lmao

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Lmfao

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

SMOKED THEM! IKTR!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

We really in a dystopian thriller cause HUH

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

You unfriend people bec of politics? Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.

submitted 2 days ago • 237 comments

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

submitted 3 days ago • 1050 comments

Dick wayyyyy too free and easily accessible for this

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We are raising children with some dark ass humor OMG She’s 6😭😭😭😭

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Anybody on here do data analytics?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I really hope nobody signs them up for spam

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

sent ✅ i think the government would be proud of me

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

All that big ass forehead and only using 1 braincell from the back to give men more insufferable podcast material. no use of the frontal lobe, no good vibes, no thinking through shit, just straight starting problems 😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASE

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments