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Take the shovel Margret! 📍 Chicago
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Girl I guess!

I was fucking posh obsessed at like 9 how did my mom not know?!!

As a white person of a certain age, I’m looking at this photo again this morning and my hairline does not look too bad here! A win is a win!

Robert Irwin looks handsome for BONDS.

I’m ready for you Miss Minogue

Imagine clocking a gag here

I CAN BREATHE NOW!

Verizon presale please be on my team today I haven’t missed a single gaga tour!

If your pranks can’t top the reality we’re currently living in please leave them in the drafts

fuqissasundeigh

Blah blah fresh haircut gay super powers blah blah.

If you can’t tell me how the Judas single cover art was created back of the line for Mayhem ball tickets!

Gaga arena tours are religious experiences!!!

Next Wednesday is the switch 2 direct, Gaga presale and Kylie Minogue. I’m stressed!

I have never been a very active person but like three months ago around the new year, I became very scared of growing older and not being able to touch my toes so now that is my motivation when I go to the gym. I want to be 60 years old sitting criss cross applesauce in an office chair.

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Boom haul

My only complaint is no Natalie in the season finale but still 10/10!!!!

Finally made a Botox Maintenance appointment for Saturday. I can’t wait to be freshly frozen!!!

I have officially gone through all 1193 emails that were sent to me while on PTO and in London!

My Severance hyper fixation is hitting a climax and I’m afraid I’ll sob Friday watching the finale.

Bad Bunny for Calvin Klein.

I don’t feel too out of sorts from the jet leg but I’m glad I took off today also, after 7 days abroad I need three to feel normal hahaha

WHEEL OF TIME HIVE WHERE Y’ALL AT

Bye London you were fab! Back to Chicago tomorrow!!!

Last day 😭😭😭

Run to see this if you are ever in a city they have a production! It’s been a long time since I left a show with that magic of theater buzz!!!

Can you believe I had never seen Phantom until tonight!

Me and my fav pic I’ve taken on this trip so far!

Being a fag in London!

ADHD is fun bc I simultaneously believe every task takes a million years but also I can finish everything in about 30 minutes

Yall remember when Posh jumped the tower bridge in the Spice Bus?!

Hotel balcony is so cute! 🇬🇧

My new haircut has me feeling cunty!

IT took control of my laptop earlier it was so intimate

Annual review at work recap: exceeds expectations, lovely raise and bonus

Looks like black box isn’t happening this year yall!! If you know any sponsors let me know otherwise I have to put her down 💕

Signed MAYHEM copy secured!!!!

Not me becoming that person regularly goes to the gym because it makes me feel good. Also, the crushing fear of getting older and losing mobility is good motivation as well I guess.