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Guy hit worse than any Mariner with 50+ PA last year and is a meh corner defender about to turn 29. Plus the personal stuff I don't know why any team would give him a guarantee

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Saw this outside and been muttering Gentle Procedures Vasectomy Clinic to myself so much I’m worried I’m not enjoying Vasectomy Tuesdays as much as I should

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Very funny what a baby face Tai Peete has for what a big dude he is

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Excited for the "give Rowdy a shot at DH ahead of Mitch" development, not a bad shot if they're not going to roll the dice on Tork

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Neftali Triste

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

SHŌGUN [2024]:

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Bogusz if you don't stop being a dick to Yeimar we're going to repartition Poland

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The high-speed trains in Spain run mainly on the plains

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Slowly jogging in from the bullpen and working through my warm-up before a save opportunity while the stadium p.a. blares one of those songs from Instagram animal videos where a minion-style voice goes "oh no. oh no. oh no no no no no."

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Laura Harvey is 2-0 in attendance at @soundersfc.com Seattle vs Montreal 5-0 Seattle vs LAFC 5-2

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Hey good thing the Mariners have more than five major-league quality starters right

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Apparently a Concacaf official tried to get @weareecs.bsky.social to remove a “Black Lives Matter” flag. ECS refused. We’ll see what happens next but good to see ECS standing by their principles. www.instagram.com/p/DG3goPIySk...

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

Jerry working that "18yo in first real relationship" communication style

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

NYT Crossword comments section remains absolutely undefeated for pure, radioactive boomer energy.

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

Bring back the all women refs please

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

The work is mysterious and important

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

ffs

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Haha RSL fans booing Rusnák like he was supposed to stay on that broke-ass team instead of winning CCL

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Nice play by Nouhou to block that dangerous shot in the box!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

If you weren't taking Ragen to task for last week you shouldn't be taking Nouhou this week. Imo, both deserve alll the criticism and more for these completely boneheaded plays. Embarrassing.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

That was an atrocious play but people didn't talk about Ragen last week the way they are Nouhou

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Find me on Smuppy

submitted 18 days ago • 24 comments

I'm on a seed oil diet. I seed'oils, I drink 'em!

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Think I've found a new goalie for Sporks

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Bring the all-women ref crew back please they knew about offside

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 26 days ago • 34 comments

Paul for Paul, like for like switch

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

💚💙

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submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Incredible journalism.

submitted 28 days ago • 349 comments

tfw your favorite young ruler of all the known world between the Danube and the Indus has a purple link in the Parents section of their wiki page 😬

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment