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Thinking about starting an M. Night Village situation. Any takers?

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DEI this, DEI that, and we’re just gonna ignore gluten-free? #weusedtobeacountry

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saw an up and coming comedian do a great bit - signs of long career - I commented “this is like a scene from Moneyball” - they replied “you mean the movie about baseball?”, not realizing it was a compliment. Unfollowed.

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It was the bescestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times...

submitted 28 days ago • 59 comments

So do I only cheer when Luka makes a play? and boycott the Nicovericks until evil is gone? What’s the jersey situation? Can a Mavericks fan wear a Lakers Luka jersey? I am 36 years old.

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opening the windows in February. nba gutting a franchise and fanbase to compensate for ratings. gestures broadly to any news. I’m not a historian but it feels like someone is overplaying their hand.

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let’s get this over with and send Wemby to the Lakers.

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The Mavs actually win. They actually are competitive. And they do this. Why the fuck is anyone still rooting for the Cowboys?

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Defense may win championships, but blowing up your fan base is gonna make for one lonely parade (that will never come now) #Mavs #gutted

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2023 is gonna be my year.

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I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove

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3 priorities? - dumbass doesn’t know a good defense is 3-4 at minimum. 4-3 if you know what you’re doing.

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if I have kids I’m pulling an M. Night “The Village” and pretending it’s 1998.

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I ironically tried a bolo for NYE and accidentally unlocked my true personality

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Jerry Jones is punishing his fans by giving up, hiring a terrible staff, and creating a trainwreck so massive the media coverage alone will make it the most profitable season ever. Jerry wins. (This metaphor is not applicable anywhere else)

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she is going to spawn a generation of John Wicks

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Hooks and name tags are back in play baby #3M

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hot takes about global politics at the local Outback Steakhouse. it was going well until they handed them an iPad to check out.

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if we bring back physical menus I think we could solve universal healthcare.

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had a 2000’s night. Laid on the floor and listened to albums. then came on here to tell you about it.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

PIXAR: we wanna do a story about grass. MARVEL: call Mahershala.

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good to see the substance getting love. been using for 6 days no side effects.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

been luring audiences in with stand up only to sandbag them with a play. Fools.

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this national championship is the eagle-chiefs of super bowls

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please, Xanga. rise.

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We could start one large chat group and share videos there? where did we land on carrier pigeons?

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glorious day for all horizontal swiping apps. meanwhile, a nation mourns.

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feels like using crack is cheating.

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the seniors cancelled all future proms…starting next year

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what if we have to start spending time with folks in person with no data to track

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we’re about to see a spike in cursive, analog watches, and physical books.

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I think Jerry Jones might be the problem. like. all the problems. Sports. Climate. Politics.

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they took TikTok before we got one last Dan Campbell postgame speech. Burn it all.

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Very cool of my gym to reward my regular attendance by telling me it’s not good enough.

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there’s an artistic director out there working on a Les Mis/Our Town adaptation that is not going to help the situation at all.

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we have made a fire in the living room. we are telling stories using shadows.

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It is done.

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I bare my soul during insomnia and not a peep. Am I even awake right now?

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2:50AM CANT SLEEP. NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO STREAM BETTER MAN 🐵

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I’M UP BEFORE ALL THE GRIND CULTURE FOLKS. BETAS.

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GOING STRONG

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WHY GO TO BED AT 8PM IF YOURE GONNA WAKE UP AT 12:20. AT LEAST TOSS AND TURN AT 4AM

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BRUNSON (I nodded off)

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GOOGLING INSOMNIA MOVIE (wiki)

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GOOGLING INSOMNIA (movie)

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GOOGLING INSOMNIA

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Remembering convos from 6th grade #tuff

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Pillow between knees being countered by neck pain #defense

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