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“Heat” is such a great movie that I can forgive Michael Mann for forcing DeNiro to rock some incredibly 90s facial hair. I can’t say my own facial hair was above reproach at that particular moment in history.

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There is no situation more anxiety-inducing than when a lunch waiter drops the check and asks “got anything fun planned for the rest of your day?” I feel as though anything short of skydiving with Cthulhu will prove that my life is a dismal failure.

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How do I make Bluesky show me fewer cats and more dogs? Yes, I realize that I just made many enemies.

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Many years ago, in a Denny’s somewhere outside Death Valley, a dear family friend shouted “Great Jesus Bunsuck!” in response to the waitress’s giant beehive hairdo. This is how you know your beehive is on point. Also, this exclamation is a strong contender on my Dying Words List.

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No one has ever struggled more with anything than I did getting autocorrect to allow me to use the word “bullshittiest”

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Gronk’s body language makes it look like he just had to leave the Motley Crue concert early because his mom is picking him up.

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I’m in the Reno airport looking at all of the ski and snowboard cases around baggage claim and I’m thinking how easy it would be to smuggle a dead body in one of those. The rest of you were thinking that too, right? Right?

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just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread

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I am proud to work as a database application developer for a nonprofit medical research institute that gets most of its money from the NIH. We do great work that helps a lot of people suffering from serious diseases. Fund science. You might need it one day.

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Porridge Radio is a great band and I have been playing the crap out of their most recent album. Of course the night they played down the street from my house was also the night Neko Case was in town for her book tour. I promise to go see them next time. porridgeradio.bandcamp.com/track/a-hole...

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Alex’s movie reviews: “Under Paris” is the movie about killer sharks in the Seine that we all need. It’s a little slow in the first act, but once the sharks get going it goes off the rails in the best possible way. Plus the ending is awesome. On a related note, Elon Musk is a Nazi piece of shit.

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Alex’s Movie Reviews: - “A Real Pain” is a beautiful film about the gap between who we are and who we wish we were. It wrestles with our personal obligations and the weight of history, reflected through the unspeakable horrors of the holocaust - on a related note, Elon Musk is a nazi piece of shit

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Did you forget to bring a towel to the gym? No problem! Just follow the lead of a guy I saw at the Seattle YMCA this morning who was standing naked in front of the bathroom sink, running back and forth between two hand dryers along with a handful of paper towels.

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If you watch the new Wallace and Gromit movie while drinking a cup of tea, you will experience the single coziest moment of your existence.

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The Trump administration’s DEI reporting address is [email protected] and it’s open to anyone who cares to send them a message. I think they’re really going to enjoy my Sonic the Hedgehog erotica.

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Time Bandits made total sense to me as a six year old. Of course you have to throw the skull through the invisible barrier in the Time of Legends to get to the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness. How else are you supposed to get to the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?

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My wife is currently having an internal debate about which football position maps to which Lord of the Rings race. Apparently running backs are dwarves, receivers are elves, and quarterbacks are wizards. I’m just nodding and focusing on the snacks.

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I’m watching the Eagles game with my wife. At first and goal, she shouted “come on, assholes!” and then explained that this is the appropriate way to cheer on one’s team in Philadelphia. Who am I to argue?

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