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A tired millennial elbows deep in internet culture trying to keep up with the news
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Who among us hasn’t accidentally canceled Ebola prevention

Chick fil-A: We're not open Sunday because of the Lord. Taco Bell: We named this sauce after Satan.

imagine a life so empty that you want millions of work emails to fill it

If I am understanding correctly this is DOGE's version of "gov't efficiency" Blast an unbaked email, create mass confusion, make managers dream up their interpretation of the guidance, and then days later say, "Nevermind." Then another email kicks off the whole process again. Gov't efficiency!

ATP, with the firings/rehirings, resignation offer/rescind, mandatory email response/rescind, we need to be very direct about the fact that DOGE has completely lost the plot. DOGE isn't trying to save anyone one cent. It's a litmus test for how much government access one rich person can get.

Sometimes anger can help you survive.

How can I a Wizard with adhd cast magic if I can't hocus focus.

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

As a young millennial I remember the catchy phrase "If you aren't voting, you're still electing" I wish Dems would pick up that phrase again.

The pentagon has failed 6 audits and they're looking up under the hood of the USAID?

Tired: NYT: Young Musk Fans Learn American Civics, Hands-On Wired: Wired: Those Little Rat Fucks Are Still In The Walls

Ayanna Pressley: "Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby."

I watched The Wild Robot and I have never cried so much over a movie

The sun is setting after 5pm today. It's going to be above 50 degrees tomorrow is southern Wisconsin. Global warming is terrifying, but here comes the sun! 🌞

I intentionally bought a small amount of grapes this week because when I buy a big bunch about 40% of them are not eaten and go bad. Every. Single. Grape-eating person in my household commented on how small the bunch of grapes was 🙃

I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh

Who knew the REAL East Coast vs West Coast Rap Beef would be between Flavor Flav & Snoop Dogg for the role "America's Sweetheart"

This place has big coffee shop inside a bookstore vibes and I’m here for it