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He’s broken hearts in Rancho Cucamonga, San Bernardino, Santa Clarita, and Redondo Beach
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I am in dire need of a new chon album

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I just discovered that two of my ex girlfriends work at my new job. They are also sisters (please pray for me)

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Ron Perlman is narrating the audiobook I am listening to and I cannot stop picturing hellboy wearing tiny little reading glasses licking his thumb to turn the pages

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I want to like gilmore girls so bad

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Yes I will be listening to the flesh prevails by fallujah all day today thank you for asking

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Chris Benoit’s style of wrestling killed Chris Benoit’s style of family

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Good win for Cannonier. I had counted him out before this one. I still think he’s reached his ceiling but I he’s still got something left in the tank.

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Almost feel bad for Kattar here. It must be incredibly frustrating to have to fight someone like Zalal who moves around like a spider for the whole fight.

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I need someone to tell me how good this card has been so far, especially the Elijah Smith fight. I accidentally took a nap because my dog looked sad on account of the snow and I only just caught the end of the Hill fight.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE AGAIN WHO WANTS TO FIGHT

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If I have to see that fucking Andy Reid State Farm commercial ever again I am going to hurl my body off of a cliff

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I finally got pet insurance for my mean little dog

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Naming my baby Shamil Gaziev

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Naming my baby Jacuzzi

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My first day at the new job went really good and I finally took a nice badge photo !

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I start in the morning and I have only accomplished one thing from my list :(

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I can’t live in this world knowing Kenny Pickett has a Super Bowl ring

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If you are the type of person to watch the same tik tok videos over and over out loud while you’re in a room with other people I need you to die immediately

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Bruna Brasil if you are reading this please call me

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I hope Sean Strickland gets eaten by a shark

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Naming my baby IMDB trivia

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There is not a single song that is better than Up the Wolves by The Mountain Goats

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Yes I bought the Bleeding Through 2005 dvd today, yes I will be going on a nostalgia trip

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I mean I GUESS I’ll watch Hamdy Abdelwahab fight at this terrible hour

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I would appreciate it if the end of the world could at least wait for me to be able to listen to the new deafheaven album

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

This country is so fucked man. It’s hard not to worry about where we’re headed.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Got premium high octane brain damage from being on twitter for 15 minutes today.

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I still have two more weeks until I start my new job. I will use this time to -get insanely ripped -make a new religion -start a ponzi scheme -make fun of the guys who do joker impressions

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Please for the love of god stop putting gronk on my tv

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