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immattslater.bsky.social
I am a wilting ham.
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Hey @joshruben.bsky.social good job there with what Heart Eyes and the plotting and the stabbing and whatnot. #hearteyes

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Congress keeps letting Trump have unilateral authority and immunity. They’re not even objecting to his “King” moniker or his XO stating only he can interpret the law. So, Congress, why the hell does he need to keep paying you?

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I’m not sure what it was I ate, but I know what came out and I’m fairly certain it said @bad-dragon.com

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Hey, “well-regulated militias”, you want to do anything about the guy who just declared himself King?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Why the hell does my router's official mobile app go through my local internet connection to connect to my router?! I want to reboot the router to see if that resolves my internet issues, but I can't, because the app requires internet access!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

How?!

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Candace, these are the leopards, leopards—- oh, you’ve met! Wonderful!

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Happy 👏 Black 👏 History 👏 Month 👏

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Why is it “white” and “poc” and not “melanin” and “melanin’t”?

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@samreich.bsky.social it’s amazing to see the hard work of everyone at @dropouttv.bsky.social paying off.

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My wife can’t tell the difference between @pftompkins.bsky.social and @thomaslennon.bsky.social and apparently saying “he’s the one on the left” when neither are on screen is not an acceptable response.

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@hdtgm.bsky.social listening to Christmas Mail and all I have to say is if HDTGM had to prepay it’s employees for 70 years they’d be in the hole too.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I enjoy messing with scammers.

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My carabiner broke and as a straight man I don’t know what implications this has; am I gay now?

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Respect my bank’s pronouns

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

So the people in the Flintstones could create a steering column but not brakes or a pedal system?

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Can a Jedi bartender serve Absolut?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk seems like the type of person who touches himself during reruns of “Small Wonder”.

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