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Life flows on within you and without you. Dad to three maniacs and a puppy. Husband to my best friend. Louisvillain for life. Nati fan by choice. ⭕️
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On today's episode of Jeff Travels. While enjoying his Taco Bell Cantina breakfast crunchwrap, he witnessed Vegas security get into a fight with a man in a pink tutu. It's 8am.

Walking around DFW surrounded by #Yellowjackets advertisements isn't omnious at all.

This weeks episode of Jeff Travels for Work: "Oh! Are you flying again? We'll, here's a quarter of an inch of snow, so now your kids are home from school, all flights are canceled, and it's the apocalypse. Have a nice flight!"

Yep. I'm 42, heading to Vegas for a three day business trip on Tuesday, and I am only investigating the number of gyms and which pokemon are appearing near where I am staying and working. AMA.

O M G

Prediction time: Kelce goes down in the first half and miraculously returns in the second to get the game winning catch, or the Chiefs have it out of hand by half time. This is going to be rough.

Can I just say, this is a weird multiverse where my 3rd grade son can say, through virtual learning, that he was read a story by Allison Janney.

I've never heard guacamole brought up so much as I have this past weekend. I mean, yeah, the tariffs are stupid, but guacamole is gross anyway. Eat your avocado like an adult! Buy it, let it sit for a day, and throw it away because it went bad.

This league is seriously garbage. I get it they want high ratings for the Super Bowl and having KC there so that people watch to see them win or see them lose, but this isn't how it's supposed to work. It is what it is. 🤷

Am I the only person who goes out and breaks the snow and ice in areas that don't get a lot of sun? Like, am I wasting my time? (I'm also medicated, so I can't sit still, so it's something to do).

All of these celebs and tech guys breaking kayfabe to meet with the President-elect and company really shows just how similar politics are to pro wrestling. It's all a work, guys.

I just heard the most horrifying letters a parent in the current era has to hear: NTI. ☠️😱

The Cheifs are the all-time Haters of the Year. You are completely tanking against a division rival just to stick it to the Bengals. We only have ourselves to blame, great second half of the season, though. #Whodey

I have to fly to Philadelphia on Sunday. It's going to be a nightmare.

Happy New Year?

What am I supposed to do with this?

Happy 2025 y'all!