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Chronic overthinker. Writer. Full-time chaos gremlin. Gold Medalist at reaching my destination and forgetting what the fuck I wanted there.
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They’ll never admit it, but every vote cast for Donald Trump inflicted lasting, generational damage on the United States and the West—wounds we’ll be dealing with for decades. And in return, they got nothing. No prosperity, no dignity, no future—just chaos in a cheap red hat.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

They are arresting people on the streets, terminating their visas, and disappearing them for writing things they disagree with. This is where we are. Two months in. Right now. If you think they won’t begin coming after citizens soon, you are mistaken.

submitted 19 days ago • 556 comments

This isn’t just incompetence, it’s ideology. Military intelligence leaks get a shrug, but property damage to Elon’s brand gets the full weight of the state. They’re not protecting the country, they’re protecting their own.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The White House Press Secretary, Karoline Levitt, is truly impressive.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Trump’s ‘Art of the Deal’ now includes becoming a used car salesman for Musk. Truly historic: the first time a sitting president has ever worked on commission.

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submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

So this billionaire snake is strong-arming the government into firing experienced public employees, just so he can swoop in, privatize their work, and funnel taxpayer money straight into his own pocket. And he’s selling it like he’s doing us all a favor. Fuck Elon Musk.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump has fired the head of the National Archives, the government agency that protects the Constitution and other historic documents, apparently out of revenge for asking him to return classified documents he stole when he left the White House the first time.

submitted 66 days ago • 16 comments

At this rate, Trump’s gonna break an arm himself jerking off over pretend accomplishments.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Call the Democrats and tell them we want AOC and Raskin in charge! FUCK THE CURRENT LEADERSHIP! They are enabling Trump and only gives a damn about their donors! Call PELOSI now! 202-225-4965

submitted 70 days ago • 35 comments

DOJ ordered the firing of 8 senior FBI officials and the release of names of those who worked on Jan 6th cases. Meanwhile, the insurrectionist who wore a ‘Camp Auschwitz’ shirt got pardoned. The people who prosecuted him? Punished. Let that sink in.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Sentient spray tan accidentally tells the truth. Experts are calling it a one-time event.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

ICE complaining that people are too educated on their rights is like burglars complaining that people lock their doors now. #ICE #MAGANAZIS #TomHemon

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments