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logging into twitter as a totally new account is wild. you just get hit in the face with a firehose of nazi propaganda. james woods, elon musk, pete hegseth, tweets calling susan rice a nazi, tweets demanding that judges be deported, a tweet about sprinkles not having artificial dyes anymore

I once again reiterate my desire to befriend a black bear. Look at that little cutie. Perfectly friend sized.

Let the scaredy cats leave. We don't need wimps who won't stand up to the current Nazi regime.

Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨

People stop saying this 💩 to me after they get to know me.

At some point, surviving became a habit

The feminine urge to just fucking die already

Shes a ten but she's still making this joke

Headlines right now are like "5 weird tricks to make the birthrate go up!" And its just eugenics

I know it was Valya that sent me into the past to this awful planet. I want my brother.

I can barely hold myself together, let alone a plane

how about you and me go skinny dipping in a plastic wading pool filled with discount jelly beans

What happiness? Can we buy it at a dispensary?

WATER IS A FRUIT

life goal: create a joke so bad it causes another hell thread to come into existence

BREAKING: The constitutional crisis has arrived. We knew it was coming, just not when.

Crowd at Ro Khanna town hall in NJ-07 chants for Rep. Tom Kean to do his job

Beyond parody

No one told me that fog, a few months ago, was toxic. I'm just learning about it.

Social platforms have been using AI Automoderation for years. That's why failbook thinks my Halloween memes are crime scenes but creeps can steal my pfps & MAPs can be "discreet" & it's fine. The flags for my Halloween memes can't even be disputed though. Only paying "customers" get "support."

Almost every line of this story would have been simply unbelievable a few months ago: —Pioneering cancer researcher; —*Arrested* at airport in Boston; —Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana; —"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research. Read it. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

America is doing all the shit they scaremonger about China except Chinese people have access to cheap groceries and incredible transit options and walkable cities with public amenities and free healthcare (and also most of the shit America scaremongers about China isn’t actually real

ICE tried to argue (with no real evidence) that a Venezuelan couple were members of Tren de Aragua and fucked it up so badly that the judge not only released them immediately but ordered that no one in Western Texas be deported under the Alien Enemies Act w/o being given 3 weeks’ notice.

NEW: The Trump administration deported a 2-year-old U.S. citizen on Friday. Hours later, a conservative judge who tried to intervene warned of his "strong suspicion" that the administration "just deported a U.S. citizen with no meaningful process."

This is so sad. Glad my family member is on Suboxone & clean. Nobody asks for addiction.

Probably an old, RICH, white guy. It's always an old, rich, white guy ruining things for everyone else.

Yep. And hilariously enough it was a DIFFERENT white guy someone in my mentions said that lemme go look . Hold please

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

If anything Sinners is a great example of Einsteins quote about how racism denies us greatness ( funny tangent I was interviewed but then removed from an article on how snopes and misinformation failed because an editor didn’t thing racism was important! ) www.snopes.com/fact-check/e...

Trump’s attack on federal unions just got slapped down. A judge ruled he cannot hide political revenge behind “national security.” They are using power to punish anyone who resists—and we are watching every move.

Seems appropriate for today. Thank you, Wendy Cope.

Somehow, I'm not surprised that a genocide leader was comfortably living on Long Island.

Daytime astronomy with a waning crescent Moon. April 23rd 2025 #astrophotography

This is the type of thing that poorly run private companies are doing on a smaller scale constantly and a great example of why “we gotta run government like a business” is a grade-A dumb guy’s idea of what a smart guy thinks

Funniest thing you'll read all day. What a fucking snowflake. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Because billionaires want more money.

My foster dog with my dog.

We can’t let JD Vance outside no more Like we can’t