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improbablejoe.bsky.social
Cats, dog, guitars, books, cooking, the occasional video game. Depression is my jam. He/Him.
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If I wasn't feeling so physically shitty, I might be in a good mood. Seriously, if I can just get through to next Monday I think I'll be good.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

My household has no currently functioning car. Can someone bring me chicken nuggets?

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Woohoo! Alcohol withdrawal!!

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I guess tomorrow I'm roasting a duck and frying chicken wings? Fuck, why not?!?!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Hey folks: If it is an especially hot summer where you live, maybe skip the long outdoor exercise for a few days? My wife and I have seen several people in physical distress in the last few days. The temps are over 90°F from 11am to 8pm.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My Internet is down AGAIN. Fuck this shit, Xfinity it is! Faster speeds, lower price, brand new cable installed in my neighborhood in the last few months. My wife works from home, outages every few weeks is unacceptable.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Caught in the jaws of a conflict. Doggo Maddie barks at noises she hears outside, and we normally open the front door so she can see it is nothing. Carrie the Robin has built her nest right outside the front door and she's defending her kids. Don't need a battle between them tonight.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You really don't realize how your mental health is affected by things you don't even realize are bugging you until you finally get rid of them

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I would rather be dealing with Jason Voorhees, his mom, or even Roy Burns This week SUCKED.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

My dad is having memory issues. I didn't need this news today.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I am likely to get excessively drunk tonight. Woo!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in a lot of pain, of the good sort. Been working out a little lately, and I have that nice muscle burn and slight tightness that means I did just enough.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Full day tomorrow: used bookstore, lunch, therapy, haircut, afternoon at home playing guitar, then cooking dinner.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Getting my entire guitar rig assembled this weekend, like the Avengers but no Robert Downey Jr.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I'm saving money for a shoo... Salad Shooter. That's it, a Salad Shooter.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Lifting weights for bad reasons. Tomorrow will be for better reasons. I'm going to get natty huge

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I guess I was in legitimate military parades, since I was in the Marines. Boot Camp graduation was a military parade, and I was in a military parade for a retiring General. Draft dodgers like Trump don't rate scooping shit from the USMC Bulldog.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments