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submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

Youth worker at church: "yeah I didn't go into the family business bc my dad owns a workboot store and men's feet are disgusting. Dad on the other hand has no sense of smell"

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Me: hey did you hear they're remaking Titanic 19yo: really? Who's in it? Pr rob: oh it'll still be L3on@rdo D!c@prio they're just going to get a new 20yo girl 💀💀💀

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

My life verse right now is haggai 1:6 - "he who earns wages does so to put them into a bag with holes"

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Nothing I have ever done or will do will net me as much respect from @lalalisacooper.bsky.social's children as instantaneously and correctly identifying celebrities by mustache alone

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I am ready to scream

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"march through... boobley-boo... this is misc... and the rest are.... other" "other weeks?" "no, other... times. so it goes this week, very recent, and all other times" www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwF8...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

[to the tune of American Pie] 🎶 I made my therapist cry 🎶

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If this wasn't Rae Dunn adjacent I probably would have bought it

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not saying I have had to charge way too many gigantic things on my credit card this month but I AM saying my neighbor and I use the same propane company and they've come to the shared drive 2x this week and both times I have fervently prayed the delivery wasn't for me

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Biographer of an 1860s political figure referred to the guy having what sounded like crohns or IBS as "gastric flamboyance"

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Planned sump pump maintenance turned into a surprise sump pump replacement so that'll be $1k instead of $200

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Listening to a book about the civil war in which it describes a pamphlet written by a slave owner on the rules & mechanics of physical punishment and do you know, it's exactly like the "biblical" sp@nk!ng advice doled out by the evangelical child experts of the 70s/80s

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

All day at work I smelled something bad but couldn't place it. Checked my office for dead stuff. Checked all my clothing/shoes. Looked in my desk drawers. Thought I was hallucinating. Turns out one of the FOUR CATS who have FOUR LITTERBOXES elected to pee on a document

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Brother's girlfriend's dad just messaged me on Instagram (not for the first time) and signed his name to the message

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Someone tried to charge $110 at jack in the box on my card and I'm just thankful I could honestly say it's fraud. If that was five guys it would just be me having one (1) burger

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Going on hour 3 of reconciling bank accounts and am more ready than ever to go off-grid with a bag of coins

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The instacart AI suggested replacement for a 2lb bag of carrots was a squeaky carrot pet toy

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Texted my grandfather to see how he is doing after a fall and got this 🤣

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"I really wish we had creme fraiche or caviar" - child that requested a cheese board for dinner

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I would like to like Torrid but they have two very specific looks and woe betide you if neither of them suit you

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

man if j vern is finally happy maybe there's hope for all of us in 2025 open.spotify.com/track/5bA9nk...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Slap-happy back stretches with brother's gf after like 2 hours of sweeping & vacuuming

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, so “limited government” meant “limited to do what I like and punish what I hate”

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Well, turns out as much as I hated ad0be ech0sign, d0cusign is much much worse

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

range rover at carwash zooms in front of me to get in the line that takes higher vehicles, changed their mind after I pulled in behind them, gesticulated wildly until I had to BACK OUT OF THE LANE so they could ZOOM into the shorter vehicles lane which incidentally has a 1-car wait instead of 2 car

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

[Dinner at the parsonage] Parishioner: pastor, I have questions about fasting, with lent coming up Pr Rob: [stares at this guy's full plate] well, it's good you've come to me, you're not doing a very good job

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaand just switched to Netflix with ads. 17.99/mo my posterior

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

tearing up over this www.youtube.com/watch?v=64yY...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

What an absolutely wild way to speak to someone who has something you want, when the make an offer button is right there. I should have said "are you sure you want to talk to me that way"

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Second test drive Saturday and picked up today. Nice guys, everybody's happy. It was time for that car to go (206k) but I will miss it, that was almost 7 very good years of driving (133k of that was me).

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment