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impulsings.bsky.social
I guess I’m no longer here to only shitpost. See my real work here: https://linktr.ee/laurenjohnson.co
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Production designers be like let me search for local motels, but I want them to be the lowest rated ones in the nastiest parts of town.

They should invent an app that solves all my problems and makes all my dreams come true whenever I open it.

He flip and he flop.

New self portrait and more for freeee www.patreon.com/posts/123318...

What da

*clentched fists* *gritted teeth* I fucking love making art with my frieeeeends asdffghjkl

We’re almost 50% through Sonic’s path (1 of 3) in Sonic ‘06 - will @ladycelery.bsky.social and I have the mental fortitude to go on? Will @jamesgameboy.bsky.social have enough gamer’s prowess to carry us the rest of the way? Only one way to know, join us tonight at 7pm PST! twitch.tv/mattfromalaska

I love him.

TEAM CANADA BABEEEEE FUCK YOU USA

On this day 14 years ago, Matt and I had our first date.

www.twitch.tv/mattfromalas... @mattfromalaska.bsky.social @jamesgameboy.bsky.social @ladycelery.bsky.social

Snowy conceptual photos from the archive. These are 2011-2014.

Trying to finish editing all my creative photos from last year and I finally finished these and more - for free on my patreon! Please join if you like my art 🥹 www.patreon.com/posts/122227...

This week my mentee and I made Valentine’s Day cards and next week we’re going thrifting 🥹

I’ve watched women’s hockey for all of .2 seconds and it’s already the most delightful sport

Back home from the most magical work retreat to Sedona. 🥹

For my trip I packed 1,000 photoshoot outfits and apparently zero pajamas.

I love working with my fellow drivers to box in an asshole.

Making art with my friends heals me. 🥹

At long last, my short poetry film is here! The poem was written in 2021, in 2023 we filmed with @alannna.bsky.social, and I slowly edited it over the course of 2024, ironically in between the dream projects that this original film paved the way for. So happy to finally release it into the world! 🐂💙

Testing out the Bluesky photo app and I only don’t like it because it has all my shitposts from the past two years

lol my boss knows me too well, for my birthday he got me a goblin miniature and they’re literally PERFECT for the cave.

I may have just shared a certain short film with some certain (free!) patrons of the arts …

Just crying over editing my friends’ engagement photos 🥹🥹

I can’t stand it!!

I waited for months to make a phone call, only to have it be an automated message telling me to just go to a website to fill out the information.

I made an art vlog going through the process of creating my birthday portrait!

Soon.

I may have just sent a certain producer a certain link to a certain short film.

iCloud Drive sucks ass. I can’t believe they get away with this shit.

Gaaaaaaah

Sindri has gotten into the habit where at about 3 or 4pm, he starts meowing and demanding that I lay down with him for a nap. And of course I must oblige.

For my birthday month I indulged my childhood self and grew out my nails and became a lil Barbie bitch

World Bad imma be over here building my little cave

He’s so cute I can’t stand it. It physically hurts me.