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You can't argue with liars - they will simply continue to lie. Join us and crab against tyranny 🦀
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They think it's OK to come out their holes now it's ridiculous.

Nothing can beat humanity's sheer willpower

If anyone sees any improper ideology on my account, let me know so it can purged immediately.

this implies the existence of aesop jazz, aesop blues, aesop country, aesop rap, and possibly the most dangerous of all, aesop EDM

Posting into the void keeps the demons away trust me

The children of Florida, they yern for the mines.

It's definitely an 8 today

honestly, just calling right-wingers “weird” was the most effective progressive messaging in ages, we need to go back to bullying chuds. “what do you mean ‘the grammar of singular they is confusing’? are you a moron? is that why you’re always mad about elementary school math homework?”

I do this at least once a day

the worst part about shitposting on here is because jokes are a foreign concept to a ridiculous amount of you, you should like have to see a joke and be able to identify it to get an account here

Back on my bullshit

The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist

OK but to be fair, I can leak war plans, just a little, as a treat.

Sorry guys didn't mean to leak that, my bad

there’s amazing rightwing infighting happening today due to people being accused of being “fake MAHA” because they think not being able to buy soda on food stamps might be going a little too far. these people are all insane

I love the hell we live in

Fellas, is it racist to critique someone?

I'm the number one crab I be crabbing all over people