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Laying here hard needing a mouth on my cock

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Prepared for The Traitors tonight

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

The Oxford/serial comma is mandatory usage and if you think otherwise, think again.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Please go into Apple Maps and Google Maps and report the name being wrong. It is the Gulf of Mexico. Feel free to add a comment as well.

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments

American Horror Story: but it’s just me losing the Penjamin every two hours

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Does this jock make my ass look fat?

submitted 15 days ago • 32 comments

"It is emphatically the province and duty of the judicial department to say what the law is." - Marbury v. Madison (1803).

submitted 17 days ago • 310 comments

JD Vance is the best argument for why you as a law student should save your time and money and go to a Tier 2/Tier 3 law school where you actually learn how to practice law and become a part of a community instead of going to an Ivy League and huffing academia and spewing bullshit

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Might make an appearance at a family function I was invited to where Trump supporters will be there. I don’t get much joy in life but ruining this and snatching them across the table will fill that void.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up feeling the need to breed

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I will go to war for Chappell Roan but not for America

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick’s song really doesn’t compare to Chappell’s like…bye

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Can I suck yours🤪

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

Please stop using the term “mentally ill” it implies that I was at one point mentally healthy, which has never been the case.

submitted 46 days ago • 11 comments

The Traitors US is so gratifying for those of us with reality tv brain rot, it truly feels like a final exam I’ve been preparing for my whole life

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

I wanna be waterboarded but like with cum

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Just ate 250mg of edibles

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Who’s next? @hornyalt30.bsky.social 🤤

submitted 61 days ago • 14 comments

Feeling feral

submitted 59 days ago • 18 comments

My 2025 goal is to get hotter and hotter, sexy and hotter, let's shut it down

submitted 57 days ago • 4 comments

Best of 2024 ✨🥂🍾 Bring on the growth and blessings of 2025! 🍑💪🏽🌞

submitted 58 days ago • 14 comments

They seem to be very good friends

submitted 63 days ago • 4 comments

She has risen! Merry Christmas to this diva

submitted 63 days ago • 7 comments

If all you want for Christmas is tits in your face, I got you covered bb

submitted 63 days ago • 102 comments

My throat accepts walk-ins

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I hear “nut” I lick my lips. I just really love man milk

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

My hometown is so ghetto

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a patchouli soaked slut

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Only good cop is a ☠️☠️☠️ one

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Hate me all you want you’re still ugly and that won’t fix it 💜

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Hope Luigi and Co get Trump and Vance next. Between the eyes please

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

UHC tried to kill Luigi with their shit coverage; he was acting in self defense

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Why touch grass when you can smoke it instead?

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Why yes I am also cooking a filet mignon for myself before I go get these bills in a room with a pole in it

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

The way I said I wasn’t gonna drink for awhile but here I am drunk with a stripper I just met ready to go to an amateur night and make it clap on a pole

Laying here hard needing a mouth on my cock

Prepared for The Traitors tonight

The Oxford/serial comma is mandatory usage and if you think otherwise, think again.

Please go into Apple Maps and Google Maps and report the name being wrong. It is the Gulf of Mexico. Feel free to add a comment as well.

American Horror Story: but it’s just me losing the Penjamin every two hours

Does this jock make my ass look fat?

"It is emphatically the province and duty of the judicial department to say what the law is." - Marbury v. Madison (1803).

JD Vance is the best argument for why you as a law student should save your time and money and go to a Tier 2/Tier 3 law school where you actually learn how to practice law and become a part of a community instead of going to an Ivy League and huffing academia and spewing bullshit

Might make an appearance at a family function I was invited to where Trump supporters will be there. I don’t get much joy in life but ruining this and snatching them across the table will fill that void.

Woke up feeling the need to breed

I will go to war for Chappell Roan but not for America

Kendrick’s song really doesn’t compare to Chappell’s like…bye

Can I suck yours🤪

Please stop using the term “mentally ill” it implies that I was at one point mentally healthy, which has never been the case.

The Traitors US is so gratifying for those of us with reality tv brain rot, it truly feels like a final exam I’ve been preparing for my whole life

I wanna be waterboarded but like with cum

Just ate 250mg of edibles

Who’s next? @hornyalt30.bsky.social 🤤

Feeling feral

My 2025 goal is to get hotter and hotter, sexy and hotter, let's shut it down

Best of 2024 ✨🥂🍾 Bring on the growth and blessings of 2025! 🍑💪🏽🌞

They seem to be very good friends

She has risen! Merry Christmas to this diva

If all you want for Christmas is tits in your face, I got you covered bb

My throat accepts walk-ins

Every time I hear “nut” I lick my lips. I just really love man milk

My hometown is so ghetto

I’m a patchouli soaked slut

Only good cop is a ☠️☠️☠️ one

Hate me all you want you’re still ugly and that won’t fix it 💜

Hope Luigi and Co get Trump and Vance next. Between the eyes please

UHC tried to kill Luigi with their shit coverage; he was acting in self defense

Why touch grass when you can smoke it instead?

Why yes I am also cooking a filet mignon for myself before I go get these bills in a room with a pole in it

The way I said I wasn’t gonna drink for awhile but here I am drunk with a stripper I just met ready to go to an amateur night and make it clap on a pole

Need to plow someone’s son

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