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If I'm too much then go find less 🦬 ⚖️ 🇳🇬✒️🎮🌍
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Wait, Southwest started charging for bags? My shaylaaaaaa 😭🥺

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My sleep schedule is so screwed lmaooo

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

A lesson in procrastination: I've been meaning to upgrade my phone for the last month and as I was rechecking my phone's trade in value for the 647362525th time last night I dropped it and cracked the screen, significantly reducing the trade in value 😔

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

People who eat crunchy peanut butter are sociopaths.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Lord protect me from men that wanna be me instead of be with me 🙏🏾

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that I find myself quoting Animal Farm and 1984 on a regular basis is a testament to the Orwellian hellscape this country has become 😵‍💫

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Tbh UGG USA has made a horrible PR move by trying to come for the original Australian brand. I'm certainly never buying anything from them again, and I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way. Mega corporations trying to assert dominance over small businesses never sits well with people.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I really struggle with finding the motivation to go to the gym in the winter. I do not want to go outside at all 😭😭😭

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody: My brain randomly: "Aaron Pierre, that's Mufasaaa"

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I feel this! Because I swear all my silverware and left socks are running away together

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Thank you to Samsung for keeping me safe from stupid people for over a decade 🫶🏾

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas🎄🎁🎅🏿🙏🏾

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

That Matt Gaetz report is every bit as disgusting as I knew it would be 🤢

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I had to teach my little mentee not to put her purse on the floor today. We will NOT be losing recipes over here 🫶🏾

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so sick I didn't go to Nigeria this time 😭 this is the last Detty December I'm missing out on!

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

My friends have been trying to bully me into getting an iPhone for a decade but iOS is just so eww to me 😂

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I am so grateful for the parents God blessed me with 🥲

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

They're having a real life Hunter Exam out here in 2025 and I will NOT be ready. But who wants to be the Killua to my Gon for 2026 or 2027? 🫶🏾

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

To all my ladies, hear me well when I say this: start snitching on these men. A man in a monogamous relationship should never feel safe hitting on you. I am a tattle tale and idgaf. I will send screenshots, audio, and video, and although I am not a divorce attorney I might refer you to one.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I bought this thing and still haven't taken it out of the box and now I see people reselling it for more than double what it cost 😬 Let me go drink out of it before I have a moral lapse 😂🥴

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I hate that "all men cheat" is being relayed to women on a daily basis to the point that a lot of women really believe it. All men do not cheat. Undisciplined men cheat. Unscrupulous men cheat. Stop accepting low value behavior and leave those types of men to wither.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

I felt cute last night 🤭

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

Right side up is the only correct answer

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

One of the things I miss about home is being able to buy a single slice of pizza. Sometimes I just want a lil bite, not a whole pie 😩

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Blacksky is down, post white tv shows you like

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Spotify wrapped this, Apple replay that, I need a Crunchyroll recap of all the anime I watched. Tell me I spent 116,422 minutes out the year watching 51 different series, 19 of them were rewatches, and slice of life was my top genre #animesky

submitted 98 days ago • 4 comments

This Barbie became a licensed attorney today 💕

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

Fortnite heard my heart and added a Mamushi emote 🙌🏾

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

Flats & both

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Now why did I just open this app and see some freak shit 🤦🏾‍♀️ it's 3pm, have some decorum

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I can't shake this feeling that something life changing is going to happen to me before the end of the year

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I would mop the ocean with a kleenex before ever fighting over a man 😂

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