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me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

submitted 67 days ago • 117 comments

Working in an office of men of a certain age. So far this week I've had to defend: CLIMATE CHANGE. EVOLUTION. GENDER IDENTITY. THE FUCKING MOON LANDING. WE COULD DO WITH ELON MUSK IN CHARGE OF THE UK. WOKERY. OVER REPRESENTATION OF MINORITIES ON FILM/TV.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

*walks up to concession stand* i would like to give up please

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

We’re investigating the disappearance of a large number of mice in this area. You match the description of someone who we’d like to talk to.

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

In the middle of a roundabout on a Dual carriageway. Busy enough that no one would ever look, and quiet enough to do the deed

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Definitely not a Nazi salute, as he didn't do the moustache thing with his finger.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

ME: think about it. he doesn’t steal ham so really he should be called the hamburgerburglar THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

A training montage of me, except I never get stronger or better and just continue to suck throughout.

submitted 535 days ago • 10 comments

I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much)

submitted 90 days ago • 10 comments

Are you a crack in my driveway? Because I don't want to hit you with a shovel this winter but I will

submitted 44 days ago • 8 comments

I’m not saying my finances are a mess, but if I stay alive longer than eight more months I’m in big fuckin trouble.

submitted 48 days ago • 10 comments

Frameless. Not only one of my favourite things this year. One of my favourite things.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

If Shakespeare was so good, how come he didn't write Big Trouble in Little China?

submitted 61 days ago • 29 comments

I’m rooting for Sonic to succeed because, even though he’s a corporate mascot, I consider him a scrappy underdog as most of the games he’s involved in were complete dogshit

submitted 62 days ago • 28 comments

So, in summary, Bluesky is either foxes or authors. Very little middle ground. It's very reminiscent of early Twitter, but a bit weirder.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

submitted 91 days ago • 64 comments