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The MCU is getting desperate

ok! www.sltrib.com/news/politic...

I don't understand how DOGE got past the Senate Parliamentarian

next time democrats are in power we're going to create so many new pronouns

I give my husband about $10-$20 dollars spending cash each month (not including what he actually needs for him and the family's necessities). He saved it up and gave me blue deodorant today for my birthday

no one thinks about how hard it is for bisexuals at the gym. yes it's hard to not look at women in their tights but also these men in their slutty little shorts. like wtf am I supposed to do?

deactivated with the intention of deleting my twitter accounts. fuck elon

Bumping this with the hope that a senator might see it

concept art for if a penis had boobs instead of balls

Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

Hey guys, Trump has just appointed me Wallet Inspector General so you'll have to hand over your wallets. I wish there was something I could do about this, but you can't go against the President

Check marks not liking this move lmao

I talked to @nathantankus.bsky.social about what it means for forces allied with Elon Musk to take over the Treasury Department's payment system, it's really good and you should read it but in some ways the headline quote says it all. prospect.org/economy/2025...

We gotta keep conservatives around so we gotta keep the lead pipes!

turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it

once again it's the time of year to remind you all that Punxsutawney Phil has a 30% success rate, implying that it isn't random chance but that the ground hog is in fact lying to us for some unknown nefarious reason.

You gotta hand it to Trump, I've never seen a President move quicker to destroy the entire country

people don't want fascism, people want plimbo

sorry to post thirst traps but I need dopamine

President Trump, your people are crying out for cheap, legal weed so we can deal with the shit you are pulling

Imagine onlyfans adds a fee for each message sent or received. Do you think the girl who pretends your 1/2 inch penis is the biggest she's ever seen isn't going to pass that cost on to you? That's tariffs

Punxsutawney Phil saw the shadow of his penis today. That's why they call it groundhog day

President Trump, your people are crying out for cheap, legal weed so we can deal with the shit you are pulling

Trump's trade plan: Double it and give it to the next country

not so funny when a piano falls on someone's head in the real world. ain't like it is in the cartoons. they're stuck with those piano key teeth for the rest of their life

Trump's trade plan: Double it and give it to the next country